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Song Parodies -> "Three Finger Bag"

Original Song Title:

"Sleeping Bag"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Three Finger Bag"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Well it's payday weekend and I want to get high
Don't want no Miller High Life or a cold Bud Dry
Looking for the dude behind the Circle K
Got the cash and I'm ready to pay
Sell me a three finger bag
Sell me a three finger bag

I'll roll me up a Zig-Zag and I'll twist the ends
I'll light it up, then take a toke, pass it to friends
Don't be hesitating, just sell it to me
I'm your greatest customer, you have to agree
Sell me a three finger bag
Sell me a three finger bag

Sit in my apartment with an empty bong
My buddy got arrested when a deal went wrong
An undercover cop took him for a ride
Growing my own plant, but it hasn't dried
Slip me a three finger bag
Slip me a three finger bag

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AussieBullDog - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing was a little off in places, but a good effort.

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