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Song Parodies -> "EMINEM"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

He sucks
Can't sing, can't act
He's just white trash there buddy, that's a fact.
Lack of, talent
Loser fans have their money spent
Like to smack him with the back of my hand
Coz no one is as worthless as that EMINEM.

White boy, try to rap,
All of his music is just sampled crap.
Just like, 'Nilla Ice
One day he'll be asking "Supersize?"
I've seen more talent in my Raisen Bran
Coz ain't no one as lousy as that EMINEM.

Waste of, my time,
This song is better than his lame ass rhymes.
Just go, Away
You are just the flavor of the day.
Soon you'll be picking out trash from my can
Coz no one sucks more at music than that EMINEM.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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azr - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
this is rubbish you have nothibg compared to eminem ur rubbish!! you cant rap urself so u diss some1 who can. oh dear!!!
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I do not agree with your opinion but as dissing goes this one has pretty good "battle rap" potential. 455.
not saying - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I think that anyone that will make up any parody for any of Eminem's songs, have way too much time on their hands and need to get to get a lfe really fast. So if you don't like his songs you should not listen to them and leave him alone!! Because the facts remain tha you should elave someone alone and get on with your life!! well that is what I have to say and you can keep my advice for yourself and just leace people that you don't like and shut your mouth aout it.

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