-> "Gotta Fill My Shopping Cart (Black Friday Theme)"
Original Song Title:
"Owner Of A Lonely Heart" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gotta Fill My Shopping Cart (Black Friday Theme)"
I've always given gifts
I've no cash, must remain frugal
That's my day
I have to find great deals
I don't feel like using Google
Get up at 3 am
I'm alone - my buddies could care less
Plan every move I make
Loser, I confess
Filling up my shopping cart
Stuffing up my shopping cart
Must get a great deal
Shove and push to fill my cart
Cram stuff in my shopping cart
Get there first - must not chance it
Who knows if they have more?
Watch her now
The eager single mom
Try'na make a perfect Christmas
I'll let it slide
But if you eye my deals
You will get a taste of my fist, b*tch. **
See the shelf
One Blu-Ray player left
I got it, propelled by greed
Stick it in my shopping cart
Filled-to bursting shopping cart
Now, I have got a
Semi-broken shopping cart
Need another shopping cart!
Got a fresh new shopping cart
After some coupon clippin'
I could use some mo' (Gotta fill my shopping cart)
My mind says 'Never stop', cuz I want it all
9pm, I've got to go
Cashier rings me up (Emptying my shopping cart)
Wallet, I look, I want to bawl! Oh no!
I can't find my credit cards!
Left at home my credit cards!
Cannot purchase - must discard!
On my nightstand, credit cards!
I forgot my credit cards!
I've no cash just credit cards!
I'm such a numbskull
Hopes are burnt! My dreams are charred!
Heart is broken into shards!
"Next in line, please" is the conclusion
Have to leave my shopping cart (Had to leave it in Wal-mart)
Christmas excite, now turned to fright
Might as well just tear my heart! (Escorted out of Wal-mart)
Don't believe what I've done at all
Won't believe what I've done at all (I forgot my credit cards)
Up my sleeve, I've nothing at all
Can't believe it, can't believe it (I forgot my credit cards)
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