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Song Parodies -> "Trailer Park Beauty Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Seventeen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Winger

Parody Song Title:

"Trailer Park Beauty Queen"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Yeah, hey aren’t most guys
Sick of plastic Barbie types?
Give a turn
(whoo)
T’girls who don’t wax THEIR thighs

I said, “Hey, Hill-bill-y!
You want a chance at fame?
Oh…stake your claim
Want to see you reign!”

And everyone knows
You can’t WIN Miss U.S.A.
You want a crown?
Come on, I know the way

Be a

Trailer Park Beauty Queen
(Trailer Queen)
This pageant’s like NONE you’ve ever seen
(Ow!)
Sponsored by Valvoline
(Valvoline)
Who will be Miss Redneck?
Tell your friends “Tune in to see!”

Mmmm…You want first place?
Time for a make-over
(Oh)
Can’t be clean—get greased up in THE shed

Still it…won’t be easy
CO-vered in slime
I’M all about
How you call swine!

And honey, you’ve got
T’ have A good brain in you
‘Cause NASCAR stats
Are in the interview!

For a

Trailer Park Beauty Queen
(Trailer Queen)
A coon-skin gown’s
ONE pret-TY sight to see!
Trailer Park Beauty Queen
Beauty Queen
Yeah!

(Guitar Solo, accompanied by pig calling and squirrel skinning)

YOU want it bad girl?
Here’s how you can get the prize
Look good
(Ha!)
Dancin’ poles win most EV’ry time!

Or show off your talents
Fishin’ from the shore
(Oh!)
Big mouth bass
Will sway the score!

Trailer Park Beauty Queen
(Trailer Queen)
Con-GEN-i-al-i-ty? Don’t know what that means!
Trailer Park Beauty Queen
(Beauty Queen)
HELP-ful if you come from
From a shallow pool of genes!

(Trailer Queen!)

One tooth is all you’ll need
(Beauty Queen)
YOUR beauty is unsung
But you’re cute enough
Cute enough for me
Yeah, yeah
Yeah!

(Guitar Solo Outro)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 22

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Matthias - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
You're the finest car on cinderblocks in the entire trailer park Arwen! Yee-Haw!!!
Ash - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, what a huge improvement over the original! So many funny lines - Valvoline, getting greased up in the shed, and Big mouth bass, just to name a few! Bravo! Or should I say Soo-Eee!
Bert "Trailer" Parks - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm pretty sure that Britney Spears or Sarah Palin already won one of these beer tab crowns. Of course, being dead fogs the memory a bit so don't take my word for it.
DJ Blaze - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
A redneck beauty pageant? Sounds metal to me! 555
AFW - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Reads like a seminar scripted success manual, (or should I say womanual) for star struck red-head-neck mobile mamas...real down home funny
Timmy1000 - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
A real down home song here. Well done.
Christie Marie M - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
A trailer park beauty queen....that's really something. Not very shocking news. I used to watch this show 30 Seconds to Fame where this former Miss Texas beauty queen worked as a Comic Magician. She's very good, but unfortunately, she's one of the contests who got eliminated with only a second left! Nice redneck humor you got. Good luck on the Decath (that also goes for everyone who's participating as well)! You get 5 crowns, 5 roses, and 5 sashes!
BabyRuth - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, I laughed so hard the trailer was rockin! "And honey, you’ve got T’ have A good brain in you ‘Cause NASCAR stats Are in the interview!"
Arwen - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Matty...=) Well, if that's not an honor, I just don't know what is. Thanks!

Ash...your pig calling skills are phenomenal. Excellent. And thanks!

Bert...thanks a ton!

DJ...thanks. The idea was sort of chosen for me, actually. When I lived in Salt Lake City, my roommates and I all had Billy Bob Teeth and had backwoods alter egos who were all competing in just such a pageant. We did improv skits in character quite often...for different groups...to rave reviews. As soon as I saw Matty's assignment for this round, I immediately thought of Tildy, (that was me!) Gertie, and Daisy Mae. I couldn't write about anything else. So...long story short...yes, I'm kind of a geek. But I'm glad you liked this one...=)

AFW...hehehe...at first I'd intended to have the singer introduce himself as a redneck pageant consultant...but I didn't have enough song to get it in there. Glad you caught my drift.

Timmy...thanks very much!

Christie...and five thank yous for you!

BabyRuth...hee hee...careful in that trailer...and thanks!
Michael Pacholek - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, there ya go agin, Arwen, taking a song by a crap metal band and making it so much better. You betcha!
Arwen - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, Mister Pacholek...if I'm not good for anything else...I'm glad I'm dependable for at least something. ; ) Thanks!
Kristof Robertson - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
"Sponsored by Valvoline"...hee! Jist cain't get enuff o' dem redneck pairdees...but Winger? OMG....;-) Big 555, babe.
Fiddlegirl - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Arwen, honey... I laughed so hard at this, I plumb dropped my bottle of Aqua-Net! C'mon over Saturday night, if you're free-- Earl and me's got an extra ticket to the Monster Truck rallies. Do you like pork 'n' beans, sug? :D
Cooter - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
This is so good I can almost smell the roadkill cookin' on the grill!
Arwen - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Kristof...=) Happy that you liked it! Thanks...

Fiddlegirl...my Saturday night is wide open...I'll be there! Thanks!

Cooter...hee hee...well, I didn't know it was THAT good...but I'm glad to hear it! Thanks a ton!!
bobpiecheese - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(Dec 3) Most of the references to trailer park culture flew over my head due to my uunfamiliarity with the whole deal. Never heard of Winger, either. Umm...I got nuthin'.
GLen S - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice theme, you queen. OS must have made for some challenges in phrasing, but you carried it well. Especially liked 'From a shallow pool of genes' and the one tooth line.
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Typical Arwen take on the theme, loved it! I also liked the pool of genes line
Silver Power - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I love the original song, and you did it justice with this parody. The Decathlon contest is turning out a lot of really great parodies! I intend to enter once I see a subject that I like. I liked the 'One tooth is all you'll need' line a lot! 555!
Chris Frederick - October 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - Funny, great pacing, and all too accurate. I grew up in a rural area, and am familiar with the sort of pageant that you describe. (I'm not sure what squirrel skinning sounds like, but am absolutely certain that I don't want to know.)
Mark Scotti - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM Funny, trampy & vampy!!!
Guy - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Sep-09)

Fine trash job here, Arwen. I also liked the Valvoline and NASCAR stats refs. BR>
Q: Who won Miss Trailer Park Queen this year?
A: Nobody.
Peter Andersson - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I really can't relate to this one because all women in Sweden are blond, longhaired, bigbreasted valkyries who won Lucia contests in their youth and now run their households, companies and mouths while at the same time keeping us men wrapped around their fingers and too pleased to object about being objectified. But mine says I shall vote 5s for this anyway.
Glen S - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Still enjoy this one, so see above, but 'Valvoline' made me laugh more this time around.
Max Power - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Great work!
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above, minus the extra 'u' in 'unfamiliarity', whoops.
Phil Alexander - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
:-D

...the "one tooth is all you'll need" crowned it for me

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