-> "Trailer Park Beauty Queen"
Original Song Title:
"Seventeen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Trailer Park Beauty Queen"
The Lyrics
Yeah, hey aren’t most guys
Sick of plastic Barbie types?
Give a turn
(whoo)
T’girls who don’t wax THEIR thighs
I said, “Hey, Hill-bill-y!
You want a chance at fame?
Oh…stake your claim
Want to see you reign!”
And everyone knows
You can’t WIN Miss U.S.A.
You want a crown?
Come on, I know the way
Be a
Trailer Park Beauty Queen
(Trailer Queen)
This pageant’s like NONE you’ve ever seen
(Ow!)
Sponsored by Valvoline
(Valvoline)
Who will be Miss Redneck?
Tell your friends “Tune in to see!”
Mmmm…You want first place?
Time for a make-over
(Oh)
Can’t be clean—get greased up in THE shed
Still it…won’t be easy
CO-vered in slime
I’M all about
How you call swine!
And honey, you’ve got
T’ have A good brain in you
‘Cause NASCAR stats
Are in the interview!
For a
Trailer Park Beauty Queen
(Trailer Queen)
A coon-skin gown’s
ONE pret-TY sight to see!
Trailer Park Beauty Queen
Beauty Queen
Yeah!
(Guitar Solo, accompanied by pig calling and squirrel skinning)
YOU want it bad girl?
Here’s how you can get the prize
Look good
(Ha!)
Dancin’ poles win most EV’ry time!
Or show off your talents
Fishin’ from the shore
(Oh!)
Big mouth bass
Will sway the score!
Trailer Park Beauty Queen
(Trailer Queen)
Con-GEN-i-al-i-ty? Don’t know what that means!
Trailer Park Beauty Queen
(Beauty Queen)
HELP-ful if you come from
From a shallow pool of genes!
(Trailer Queen!)
One tooth is all you’ll need
(Beauty Queen)
YOUR beauty is unsung
But you’re cute enough
Cute enough for me
Yeah, yeah
Yeah!
(Guitar Solo Outro)
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