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Song Parodies -> "Rhodey Strikes Again"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Rhodey Strikes Again"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

James Rhodes (aka Rhodey) was a Marine pilot that became Stark's personal pilot and friend. During intense battles (and when Iron Man is unavailable) Stark created a second Variable Threat Response Battle Suit Mark II JRXL-1000 with modular add-on weapon systems as back-up. He gave the suit to Rhodes who became War Machine. The suit has various situation-response upgrades that include this inventory: repulsors, unibeam projector, improved tactical computer system with automatic targeting, pulse bolt generators, retractable shoulder mini-gun, variable-configured double-barrel cannons on each gauntlet, gauntlet mounted flamethrower, plasma blade on the left gauntlet, missile box launcher, micro-rocket launcher, particle beam discharger, and an electromagnetic pulse generator in the unibeam projector that could shut down any electronic device in a 50-mile radius. The armor also included a photon emitter that created a force shield, forcefield-based stealth technology, boot-jet propulsion, and a self-contained breathing system. Quite impressive!
Rhodey strikes again
Marine armored back-up to Iron Man
Wearing the Mark II JRXL-1000
War Machine carries new modular weapons

Rhodey strikes again
Variable configured cannons
Shoulder mini-gun slaved to Tac computer system
War Machine carries new modular weapons

Rhodey strikes again
Battle Suit is awesome firepower display
With ammunition
Repulsors, EMP, stealth come in handy
Blasts away, to gain the upper hand

Marine armored back-up to Iron Man
Wearing the Mark II JRXL-1000
War Machine carries new modular weapons
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2011/01/460704-war_machine_super.jpg

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Porfle Popnecker - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I wouldn't mind having one of those.
Rob Arndt - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Nah, I'd rather have a SaMaKa ;-D

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