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Song Parodies -> "Hank Pym was Ant-Man"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Hank Pym was Ant-Man"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Henry "Hank" Pym was a brilliant biochemist who discovered Pym particles that allowed him to alter his size from insect to Giant (12-100 ft tall). He had an initial run-in with some ants and so developed a helmet to communicate with them and a range of other insects. His small size allowed him to spy on a level never achieved by SHIELD and he became one of the founding Avengers. On a special mission he fell in love with Janet Van Dyne and grafted wings under her shoulder blades to allow her to fly when exposed to Pym particles; thus, she became his compainion lover- Wasp. They had on-going relationship problems and in one battle she was killed. Hank them went through a self-destructive phase with multiple personalities: Yellowjacket, Wasp (man), and finally turned to Giant Man/Goliath. For his own good at recovery he taught new Avenger candidates at the Avengers Academy and was later replaced by two others who donned the Ant-Man suit...
Hank Pym was Ant-Man
Biochemist that could shrink or expand
Pym particles, entered entomology land
Perfect for spy missions, he was in strong demand

Hank Pym was Ant-Man
Went places humans had never been
Saw things that few will ever understand
Perfect for spy missions, he was in strong demand

Hank Pym was Ant-Man
Loss of Janet the “Wasp” was the price he did pay
They were more than friends
Ended-up teaching at Avengers Academy
Lost his way, between Ant and Giant Man

Biochemist that could shrink or expand
Pym particles, entered entomology land
Perfect for spy missions, he was in strong demand
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Porfle Popnecker - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice one. I thought about doing a Hank Pym parody but his backstory was just way to complicated for me!
Rob Arndt - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
... and here I thought you were going to say "Ant-astic"!!!

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