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Song Parodies -> "Octomom’s Children"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Octomom’s Children"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Nadya Suleman's dream of having a reality TV show, movie deals and book deals fell through a long time ago when the media learned she was single, had 6 previous children, and was living off welfare and food stamps. She has run up a rent bill of $483,000 plus owes on another $495,000 note. On Monday her house will be auctioned off leaving the family homeless unless someone steps in to pay the bill or negotiate for her. So far, even pornographers have refused her requests to do porn to make money! She blew-it when refusing help from Oprah and a long list of professionals like Dr. Phil and Suze Orman. She wanted the publicity to gain money and a rich lifestyle and now finds herself about to be kicked to the curb. Three of her other 6 children are disabled. All she lives off of is welfare, food stamps, and money from her parents. She got paid from PETA for one endorsement that paid a paltry $5000 and posed half nude for an obscure British mag. No one feels sorry for her, but her children have to suffer b/c of her greed and poor judgements. Sad.
Octomom’s children
Gonna be homeless, trouble mom is in
House to be auctioned off over half a million (debt owed)
Plans for TV, movies, and books never came in

Octomom’s children
Havin’ 6+8 children was a sin
Publicity scam, while help refusin’
Plans for TV, movies, and books never came in

Octomom’s children
Victims of greed their mom had thought would pay
Now is at an end
Even pornographers have turned her away
Auction Monday, tough on her children

Gonna be homeless, trouble mom is in
House to be auctioned off over half a million (debt owed)
Plans for TV, movies, and books never came in
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