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Song Parodies -> "Romney Wins Again"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Romney Wins Again"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is the worst election ever IMHO and as a REP am ashamed of my party for their ridiculous antics in the nomination process. It's May 2012 and the BS just keeps going on. I never wanted to have Romney as my candidate but must vote partyline, so I'm stuck. I'm not so sure that Romney's tailored rich businessman image will translate into votes, especially if the economy improves in the next 5 months. Obama seems very confident that he will get his second term. Romney doesn't seem to come across as a far-Right conservative and his record is so-so at best. And even promising to reverse everything Obama has done regarding tripling the national debt debt, bad healthcare, high gas prices, the lousy housing market, and high unemployment... may NOT be enough to get a REP elected. Obama will tout foreign policy triumphs and a wafer-thin recovery at a low percentage rate as better than 2008. Very sad indeed for all of us Americans no matter who wins.
Romney wins again
Prime REP candidate for nomination
Lots of money in his campaign as businessman
Barely six months until the Election ends

Romney wins again
Finally gaining some momentum
Is he strong enough to win the Election?
Barely six months until the Election ends

Romney wins again
The opinion polls, they keep changin’ day-by-day
Keeps the DEMs guessin’
Romney promises to bring true change our way
Via Right way, a new direction

Prime REP candidate for nomination
Lots of money in his campaign as businessman
Barely six months until the Election ends

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 28

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Patrick - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
The bizarre primary system in effect denies voters in the later scheduled states their right to vote for the candidate of their choosing. In November we get to choose between Obama (D) and Obama (R). Such a shame!
constitution guy - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
republicans for over 40 years have allowed demoncrats to buy votes via welfare and paying illegals to drop babies here for a paycheck and such so idiots like mc cain tried to out liberal a liberal and romney did too by looking at what he supported so they are in trouble. instead of standing up for the standards that made us great and powerful, republicans play defense and compromise. still, i have to plug my nose and vote romney. as always, demoncrat voters will never critisise or protest their pigs in office plus look at all the union and now big business contributions they get so it's always an uphill battle. then you have many punks upset that someone made wise decisions and or prospered and made some $ so we have jealousy and greed aboundinmg on the left. let's just pay individual liberals each $30,000 a year to do nothing and then run this country responcibly after that so it recovers. that what liberals want- free $ anyway they can get it.
Porfle Popnecker - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
I used to follow politics diligently until I cancelled my cable. Lot less heartburn now.
Rob Arndt - May 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Political 1-bomber, could you please try to rate the parody and NOT ideologies or for something someine says in the comment box? I rate people on their songs, not ideologies. So DEMs gert 555s for good parodies regardless. If you bothered to read my upper comments I ragged on my own party and you still 1-bombed me. That's messed up and the same for sports rivalries. Hell, I write a lot of Third Reich Nazi stuff and those get 5s!!! What's wrong with this picture folks??? People should know me and my style by now. Sheesh!

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