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Song Parodies -> "Puma Strikes Again"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Puma Strikes Again"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The SdKfz 234/1 began as a heavy armor car with a turret that housed a 20mm KwK 38 L/55 (200 rds) of which 200 were produced for armed recon. It was a 8x8 vehicle used in N Africa and in Russia. But soon the turret was modified to take bigger guns and this resulted in the SdKfz 234/2 Puma with the 50mm Kwk 39/1 L/60 (50 rds). It was fast at 80 km/hr and had good armor up to 1.5". 101 more of these were produced. And finally, the SdKfz 234/3 featured either a short 75mm Kwk 51 L/24 or long Pak 40 L/46 (the former with 50 rds and the latter with 12 rds). 177 more of these were produced. All 478 of these vehicles saw combat and were formidible, especially the latter two types. They gave good fire support and performed AT duties.
Puma strikes again
8x8 armored car with heavy gun
Engaged in recon and some AT action
Never knew when the Puma would strike again

Puma strikes again
Africa to Russia it had been
On the move, firing its 50 (mm) cannon
Never knew when the Puma would strike again

Puma strikes again
12 tons moving at speeds of 80 (km/hr) cross-country
Straight into action
Its gun firing was an awesome display
Blazing away, Puma strikes again

8x8 armored car with heavy gun
Engaged in recon and some AT action
Never knew when the Puma would strike again
http://www.militaryfactory.com/armor/imgs/sdkfz234-puma_2.jpg

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MrMacphisto - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Definitely not what I was expecting when I first saw the title, but I liked it... lol
Rob Arndt - April 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't think the Allies were either!!! Pic of the SdKfz 234.3 with the short 75mm gun: http://www.wwiivehicles.com/germany/armored-cars/sdkfz-234-armored-car/sdkfz-234-3-armored-car-01.png

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