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Song Parodies -> "Aunt Bee Car Lesson"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Aunt Bee Car Lesson"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another parody of the Andy Griffith Show (Ep 621): Aunt Bee becomes "Miss Independent Wheels" when she buys a car from Goober and then must learn to drive. She breaks her promise to Andy not to drive on her learner's permit without a licensed driver accompanying her and backs into a tree. Lighting strikes twice when Andy comes home and accidentally bumps into Bee's car, causing him to think he's the one who dented it.
Aunt Bee car lesson
Bought it from Goober for her to drive in
Aunt Bee learning to drive can be quite harrowing
But she cant wait to get on the road again

Aunt Bee car lesson
Learner’s permit can be limitin’
Andy did warn her time and time again
But she cant wait to get on the road again

Aunt Bee car lesson
Goin’ solo down the road illegally
She dents the rear-end
Coming home to park she backs into a tree
“Oh Dear Me!”, confesses in the end

Bought it from Goober for her to drive in
Aunt Bee learning to drive can be quite harrowing
But she cant wait to get on the road again
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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WCJ - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I am not so sure I'd want Aunt Bee on the road ever again.... :-D LOL! Great one Rob! 555!
Porfle Popnecker - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Yet another reason why Aunt Bee should be executed.
MrMacphisto - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
brings back memories...
Rob Arndt - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
WCJ, are you ever coming back???
WCJ - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I think it was General Douglas MacArthur that said it best, so I couldn't say it any better "I shall return!" ;-)

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