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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Toad Again!"

Original Song Title:

"On The Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Toad Again!"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

just a tiny mini-sequel to "Kiss For A Toad". [url=http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/seal15.shtml]"Kiss For A Toad"[/url] Enjoy :)
Intro: Croak, croak
Croak, croak, croak, croak

Verse 1: I’m a toad again
Just can’t believe that I’m a toad again
The form I hate is making kisses hard to gain
And I’m wonderin’ how I’m a toad again!

Verse 2: I’m a toad once more
Wish I’d be what I was before
I’d give anything to be dog or boar
Or a cow just not to be a toad once more

Verse 3: I’m a toad again
Thanks to evil witches I have warts and toes webbed
With magic arcane
Resisting that the world keeps changing my rep
And my rep…

Verse 4: Is just a toad again
I just can’t believe my attempts were in vain
These warts I hate are making me croak things profane
And I’m hating that I’m a damn toad again!

Verse 5: I’m a toad once more
Like a pond of froggies I just croak up a storm
Declining what that witch turning my form
And my form…

Verse 6: Is of a toad again
I hate to say that I’m a toad again
The life I love is being human and refrain
From being another God damn toad again!

From being another God damn toad again!

[CROAK!]
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Jeff Reuben - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
A few Willie Nelson songs on the site today. This was decent...I thought I knew where this was going, but didn't want to jump to conclusions :)
Old Man Ribber - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Blayde - This is so good I almost croaked! ;D
Princess (of the Pea) - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I could kiss you for this beaut!
Matthias - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
I agree with Jeff on this one... Not exactly your best parody but this was pretty decent and a very unusual topic (which I always enjoy reading).
agrimorfee - July 12, 2011 - Report this comment
This was more fun than Disney's The Princess & The Frog to be sure. I was taken aback at first by the forced rhyme of "Again" to other words, but I liked it.
bobpiecheese - July 17, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Whoops, someone used the wrong code in the intro comment! Anyway, pretty good parody here, not one of your best, but still good. Yah, still good. 555 frogs' legs!
Rex - July 17, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry)If I toad you once, I toad you a thousand times -- keep coming up with these inspired concepts!
Below Average Dave - July 19, 2011 - Report this comment
This song is hard to push over the top with what little its got to work with, but it was funny, so it worked. . .love the title

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