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Song Parodies -> "Lemon Bad Lexus"

Original Song Title:

"Luckenbach, Texas"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Lemon Bad Lexus"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

This is the best ride around,
The car salesman tells me
His hype is so good,
That something compels me
To scribble my name down on the dotted line
I drive away and I'm driven out of my mind..

I got a Lemon Bad Lexus
Oil's trailin' and the wheels are makin' noise
When it stalled I got a push start
From a tractor in a wheatfield,
By some boys
It's goin' back to the dealer,
And he might be a squealer'
As my new oxford's give him pain
For this Lemon Bad Lexus,
Windshield wipers don't work in rain..

This bucket's got a real bad ping
Right rear feels like a broken spring,
It ain't my day !
Callin' my lawyer on the cell
Tellin' him that I'm mad as hell,
To earn his pay..
I'm gonna' file a suit for all that he's worth
Make him feel bad for his sad day of birth..

I got a Lemon Bad Lexus
Oil's trailin' and the wheels are makin' noise
When it stalled, I got a push start
From a tractor in wheatfield
By some boys
It's goin' back to the dealer
And he might be a squealer
When these new oxford's give him pain
Got this Lemon Bad Lexus,
Windshield wipers won't work in rain,

No, windshield wipers won't work in rain..

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Rick C - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Well I hope this isn't autobiographical...555
alvin rhodes - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
don't know the OS but it was a fun read...5s
Red Ant - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This is good AFW unlike the theorhetical Lexus in the parody.
AFW - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick, alvin, and Red Ant...
Dee Range - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good. Hard song to do, and not many know it. I had the same plight when I did this one. 555
AFW - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee...I didn't know you done this...I'll have to check it out...
john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
way to make the OS funny. It needed a facelift. good job! Now I hafta check Dee Ranges, too!
Scathe - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Love those junk auto parodies.
AFW - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scathe

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