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Song Parodies -> "Archie and His Friends"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Archie and His Friends"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

One of my old G/Fs used to buy these comics and tried to force me to read them, but I always considered them junk comics like the Bazooka bubble gum strips! These two HOT girls in love with a redhead moron are supposed to be in HS but one is the classic Playboy Girl-Next-Door blonde Betty Cooper and the other is the rich brunette Fashonista Veronica Lodge!!! Archie is a good guy, but has some lousy friends: the nerd Dilton, the stupid jock Moose, his rival Reggie, and a glutton of a friend Jughead. The kids go to Riverdale High and hang out at the Chocklit Shoppe after school where poor Pop Tate has to give them a tab that they seldom pay and offers good advoce that they seldom heed. At school, it's nothing but antics and the friendships sway with the non-stop practical jokes and silly romantic rivalries. But in the end Archie's loyalty seems to band them together. Uh, BS!!! I'll stick to DC/Marvel/Image/Dynamite Comics and REAL heroes!!!
Archie and his friends
Typical teenager with TWO girlfriends
Betty and Veronica romance never ends
Flirty redhead Cheryl Blossom rivals them!

Archie and his friends
Reggie and Jughead are pals with him
With Dilton and Moose, the girls often contend
Flirty Redhead Cheryl Blossom rivals them!

Archie and his friends
The Chocklit Shoppe- they run a tab, but seldom pay
Pop Tate’s advice given
“Riverdale Gang” gathers there day-after-day
Friendships sway, but Archie inspires them

[His loyalty, like Jughead’s appetite, knows no end…]

Typical teenager with TWO girlfriends
Betty and Veronica romance never ends
Flirty redhead Cheryl Blossom rivals them!

Since I've written 125+ superhero parodies, I'd thought I'd do something completely different this time.

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