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Song Parodies -> "Kerry Vows to Defend"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Kerry Vows to Defend"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Kerry vows to defend
ROK, Guam, and Japanese islands
Provocations from N Korea never end
But US has many assets in region

Kerry vows to defend
Assurance is his foreign mission
Kim Jong Un’s “Sea of Fire” nuke threat brings tension
But US has many assets in region

Kerry vows to defend
Asserting that bluffing Kim Jong Un won’t get his way
Goes beyond UN
Recognizing the North as Nuke State? No way!
Price to pay, for naked aggression

ROK, Guam, and Japanese islands
Provocations from N Korea never end
But US has many assets in region

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