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Song Parodies -> "Don't Cut My Part Again"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Break My Heart Again"

Original Performer:

Whitesnake

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Cut My Part Again"

Parody Written by:

Wolverine

The Lyrics

YouTube it here (it's the first song of two).
I'm gonna take it to the Union of my art, and those jerks will turn me away.
I've had enough of dwelling on the auditions of yesterday.
Every day of my life, it seems, I am laying on your floor.
It's hard to work and entertain when no one knows that I'm an actor.

Time and again I sing their songs.
But I've been dancing for nothing far too long.
I've had hundreds of credits to my name.
Final edits, removes any fame.

Don't cut my part again, like you have before.
Don't cut my part again, I just can't take anymore.

You'll never know the feeling inside, an M-P-E-G contracted editor.
I know you're sitting in a darkened room, a movie abreviator.
But, every role I take I know where it's gonna lead me to.
Directors give me every reason, and they all keep coming back to you.

Time and again I say their words.
But, no more kissin' your ass, it's for the birds.
My latest role: Farmer, name of Gaylord.
IMDB, the only record.

Don't cut my part again, I need to be seen.
Don't cut my part again, not film role one-eighteen.
Don't cut my part.

(Solo)

Don't cut my part again, I just need a chance.
Don't cut my part again, show the world I can dance.

Don't cut my part again, can you be so cruel?
Don't cut my part again, I'm "Local Buying Fuel".

Don't cut my part again, Union, help me out.
Don't cut my part again, I'm Ferrell with no clout.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Stephen Harrington - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment
544, not bad.
Matthias - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
The terminology on this one lost me. "M-P-E-G", "movie abreviator", and "IMDB" all got me confused, but it was a good idea.
Agrimorfee - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
(Aritstry) Quite an original idea, but needed a bit more universality (see Matthias above). A bit too much of the OS lyrics in verse 2
Wolverine - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry guys. Not that people read comments before the song itself...but to clear up future confusion. MPEG - Motion Picture Editors Guild. Movie Abreviator - my lyrical attempt at a movie editor. IMDB - Internet Movie Database (imdb.com).
Max Power - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought it was about castration
Putly - June 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Great for all the starving actors.
Rex - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Maybe it's because I know the terminology, but I really liked this one, especially the MPEG and IMDB lines.
bobpiecheese - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Lotsa funny lines here, though the title made me think of something...more painful. Loved the IMDB line. 555 for you!
Below Average Dave - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I know the terminology, but a whole lot of the original song is here. . .which is hard to overlook as a recording artist--not to mention it's a lot of the OS kept in a short song, but still good to see you back, and I hope you don't take my opinion to strongly. . .after all I've been struggling in Artistry lately so I have little room to speak.
Ethan Mawyer - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with previous comments that this was very original - possibly the most original idea in the competition, but there was a lot of overlap between the original lyrics and the new ones and Gaylord/record seems like a stretch of a rhyme to me.

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