Isn't it strange?
Feels like I'm watching "Best of Goldberg"
What would people say
If only they knew that he was
A former NCAA champ?
Now he wrestles worse than my lamp
There in the wrestling ring, Thursday Night
He dumped his whole style,and became a monster heel so now I say

I think Brock's a clone now
How much longer til he starts doing Jackhammers and Spears?
I think Brock's a clone now
'Cause I haven't seen a wrestler this boring in years!

Look at the way
He lumbers around squared circles
I guess you could say
It's Goldberg Two-Point-Oh
Everyone expected the old Brock,
But now he's more like Ken the Box.
Every single match looks exactly the same
Not worth watching these simple brawlfest squashes so it's true

I think Brock's a clone now
He puts audiences to sleep in every town
I think Brock's a clone now
'Cause every move he uses is a hand-me-down!
I think Brock's a clone now
I think I'm starting to miss Doink The Clown
I think Brock's a clone now
'Cause every move he uses is a hand-me-down

Every Lesnar match Thursday Nights
Punch, kick, stomp, bearhug, F-5
Please brng back Mideon, No, really, I'm serious
Anything's beter than Brock Lesnar so I say

I think Brock's a clone now
How much longer til he starts doing Jackhammers and Spears?
I think Brock's a clone now
'Cause I haven't seen a wrestler this boring in years!
I think Brock's a clone now
I think I'm starting to miss Doink The Clown
I think Brock's a clone now
'Cause every move he uses is a hand-me-down