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Song Parodies -> "Friggin' Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Cherry Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Warrant

Parody Song Title:

"Friggin' Guy"

Parody Written by:

Sally Weber

The Lyrics

Friggin' Guy



Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinken...

She's a friggin' guy
Son, not a daughter, has a meat surprise
She sports wood, I was thrown awry
Blinkin' my eye
Yeah..............woooow...heh heh heh

Well, looking like she's sun scorched
Looking like she's brawn
Looking like my aunt
Cause her hair needs a comb
Looking at her cleft and
Looking at her height
Bet she plays football
Hey look I'm right
Yeah.......yeah yeah

Huh
Hooking in the seven room
Hooking in New Britain
Most blokes won't
Cause their not into switchin'
Hooking' over there
Cause it haunted me to meet her
Yo Alice or Mad Hatter?
She looks trick or treater


Face cream, cold cream,
What a scheme, watch her
Hair weavin' guy
Cause I did explore her

She's a friggin' guy
Run for the boarder
Hides his meat, disguise
Trucks manhood just unzip her fly
Thinkin' she's bi

Oh yeah

She's a friggin' guy
Has stubble on her face
Frankin-style's bride
Checks the hood
Swing over there Captain Bligh
Yes sir aye aye

Yeah

Racin' to the slums
Racin' to a bar
Racin' to a place to block that mental scar
Don't want hunny, don't want no as*
Get away from me, or you'll be in a cast

Had dream, bad dream
What a scream torture
Don't even lie
Cause I did forewarn her

She's a friggin' guy
Begging for a quarter
Do ya think thats wise?
Tucks manhood between inner thigh
Wonderin' why?

Oh yeah

She's a friggin' guy
Had to spray her with mace
Gomer Pyles' cried
Checks the hood
Swing it over there Popeye
She's gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie yeah iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee yeah

Fling it
Small white thong
Fling it
Hey, hey, Ow!

She's a flamed transexual
Hangin' in the men's room
Hangin'' by the door
Hangin' re-tard
Gonna kick his as* for sure
Sent for the paddy
Pullin' up his drawer
Said, "Take this thing away
or I'll slaughter this whore."

She's a friggin' guy
Run for the boarder
Hides his meat, disguise
Trucks manhood just unzip her fly
Thinkin' she's bi

Oh yeah

She's a friggin' guy
Has stubble on her face
Frankin-style's bride
Checks the hood
Swing over there Captain Bligh
Yes sir aye aye

She's a friggin' guy
Yeah! Huh!
Bring it!

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GANGSTA JOE - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Yo, this 90's song is great, so is dis parody! All 5s from Gangsta Joe!
SW - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Joe :)

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