Song Parodies -> Dyslexian Typios

Original Song Title:	"Mexican Radio"
Original Performer:	Wall of Voodoo

Parody Song Title:	"Dyslexian Typios"
Parody Written by:	Merry & Pippin

I wield teh keyboard - then I falter
I see how much of the words taht I alter
'Cus every fifth wrod makes a blunder
My digits taunt me - my head's all dunder
I fear taht dozen words I'm using
I find divi ded orever fusing
I'm always poking all teh wrong keys
A wonderland of backspaced PC

I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios

My typing is an aberration
I balk about my useless mistakin'
An ampersand's just a little'un
No more &evenses - I need Ritalin

I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios
I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios

I miss in spelling 'Tiajuana'
,stead of ,postrophes - put comma
I make a mess when I IM home
It looks like pidgin Eskimo
I failed at Hot Chat when I told 'er
"I'd like to tuck you up on a moulder"
My proper meaning cannot convey
It's all unplanned much ot my dimsay

I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios
I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios

Rdaio? Radoi? Ardio? Raido? Rdaio? Radoi? Ardio? Raido?

I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios
I've got dyslexian typios
I've got dyslexian uh oh! typios

(Typios, typios)

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Guy - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Fun ot read, but eye don,t no the song, but all teh words lokked good too me. 5's anyway, just based on your record.

sloatead - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment

godd pardoy, but rael caht romms are muhc wores

Andrew Morse - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Taht wus graet!

Billy Florio - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Wait, is this Michael? lol

Jonathan C. - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Verry very, good, Mery and Pipemn. I must have the eaxct saame problemn ansd you do/

... - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Graet job! (I intentionally typed it like that. Of course I know how it's really spelled.)

mandamoo - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Hahaha ! Love it ! Glad I'm not the only one that suffers with this affliction. ;-)

kozar - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

perfect score!

Rage Onyx - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment

I can't stop laughing. It's PERFECT Maybe the people who said the timing wasn't right didn't actually read the wrong words as typed... ok i STILL can't stop laughing. *choke* *gag* help!!

Paul Robinson - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Mer & Pip - how did I miss this one until now? Must have been my dyslexia. I really do have a bit of it; in the 3rd grade they put my slow-reading ass in a remedial class. They didn't call it "dyslexia", I believe the operative term in that era was "the stupid f*cking kid that can't read for sh*t". It's been popping up again lately; the last year at work I noticed that when I typed in the 6-digit customer account numbers on a call ticket that I was consistently reversing the 3rd and 4th digits. Then just recently I noticed every time I type "Rick D" it comes out "Rcik D" the 1st try. That's probably not just an odd coincidence. But as you can see if I actually concentrate I really can spell correctly. OH yeah, YOU guys...Really great job - funny as hell, even to a "stupid f*cking chronological adult that can't read for sh*t"."

Adagio - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but funny....5's

Johnny D - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Very clever, guyals!

John Jenkins - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Unfortunately, I can relate to this. Excellent parody.

Agrimorfee - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment

(ABC) Funny, clever typography.555

neminem - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Very nice. I think you just won this one.

Jeff Reuben - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent. You'd lose the format of the typing of the song if it were actually sung out loud, but that didn't stop me from laughing hard!

martha - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

very funny and inventive .. gets my vote in Round D

Sapff.com - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Prefect! Plobabry your bset ever! The "Radio" line was the icing on the caek.

ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "D" WINNER - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment

http://inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,896.0

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Ellipsis - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Just for the heck of it, I thouhgt I'd resotre my vote.

Spaff.com - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment

What Sapff said. And this brilliantly exploits the fact that most of our parodies are purely visual. I happily revote %%%

Adagio - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC 2004 Winners) Lost it laughing!! :D Loved it!

Scathe - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment

This parody had just the right qualities: shameless and brilliant

Jonathan S. - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment

I nto uzualy 1 2 ues chatrom arconysm, but LOL!!! you haev indede ernd 555, evne though I dont heav dyslxsia"

nally - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment

I acutally voted on this one a long time ago, but I hadn't commented on it yet. I think it's absloutely hilairious! Graet ojb!

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Song Parodies -> Dyslexian Typios

"Mexican Radio"

Wall of Voodoo

"Dyslexian Typios"

Merry & Pippin

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