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Song Parodies -> "3 Thousand Miles"

Original Song Title:

"A Thousand Miles"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"3 Thousand Miles"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

NUMBER 99!!!! One away from 100 and of course everyone knows that you change your oil every 3000 miles!
Driving your way downtown
driving fast,
it wont last
so your phone bound

Jiffy lube ahead
just in the way
just in the way
oils found


'cause ya need it
'cause ya want it
so wont you change it now

If your car stalls
at a red light
ya think its time
to change tonight
'cause ya know its every 3000 miles
you change your oil, right?

Its always times like these
when the lever falls
and I wonder if
it is what you see

in the tank it belongs
and it dont take long
to change it now ya see

'cause ya need it
'cause ya want it
so wont you change it now

If your car stalls
at a red light
ya think its time
to change tonight
'cause ya know its every 3000 miles
you change your oil, right?

And I
just wanna let ya know
that you
should check the valve ya see
And you
should really let me know
if you
need

Driving your way downtown
driving fast,
it wont last
so your phone bound

Jiffy lube ahead
just in the way
just in the way
oils found


'cause ya need it
'cause ya want it
so wont you change it now

If your car stalls
at a red light
ya think its time
to change tonight
'cause ya know its every 3000 miles
you change your oil, right?

If your car stalls
at a red light
ya think its time
to change tonight
'cause ya know its every 3000 miles
you change your oil, right?
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 51

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narf - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Excuse me. This is a parody of a CURRENT song, so it belongs in the 2000s section! Where do you get 80s?!
Mike Florio - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
narf, I had mentioned that mistake before, I admit to making it...I think I was going to write a different song from the 80s but then I changed my mind and did this one...
hottopicfairy - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty cool
Miranda Horsfield - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
its gay
briana - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment
it was HORRIBLE! well, it was ok but it wasnt funny and it didnt match the song
jaykayelemenoh - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
not laughing! this is EEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!
bryan cloy - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
y can't i get ur music free from ur web site..

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