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Song Parodies -> "Pink Pink Swine (Short Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Red Red Wine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

UB40

Parody Song Title:

"Pink Pink Swine (Short Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Pink, pink swine
Blood is still red
Good baked or fried
As far as Infidels go

Pink, pink swine
Abomination food
By Arabs and Jews, won't do
It offends the soul
Only eaten by ghouls

To us it's a crime
Yanks use all the time
Pouring pig blood over our heads
Or used in guns*
Heathen swine
Muslims are their targets

Pink, pink swine
Is gross, you see
Unclean as known
Best kept apart
From dirty pig parts

Pink, pink swine is Quran defined
Not to be used at any time
Pink, pink swine no demand
Lamb is eaten in Arab lands
Pink, pink swine is very, very bad
Doesn't belong in the Holy Lands
Torturing with pink, pink swine is a crime
But Infidels use it time after time
Pink, pink swine is a demonic thing
Defilement is in touching, eating
Pink, pink swine... I'd rather die
Than have in my insides
Pink, pink swine is an affront
Would not consume it even if drunk on
Red red wine!!!
Pink, pink swine loved by enemy mine!


* pig blood smeared ammunition

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