-> "FOP-Shop Wine"
Original Song Title:
"Red Red Wine" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
My kind of shop
They take my credit card
Do all the wo-o-ork.
Add yeast to mu-u-ust
Then when my batch is done
Remember to sho-o-ow
I’ll schedule to show.
I’ll get called -
Box up thirty that you’ve cleaned
After using cork-machine.
Save half the co-o-ost
Take up no basement space
Yet fill home wine-racks
Pay no high tax.
(the "toasted" rap section as per UB40 version)
FOP-shop wine you help reduce the cost
Keep me from feeling my money is lost
FOP-shop wine you make me feel so grand
We host lots of parties 'cause I’ve always wine on hand
FOP-shop wine, when you’re gone you make me think
Empties need washing in the basement laundry sink.
FOP-shop wine, I can get to where you are
Boxes in a taxi, when I’ve broken-down old car.
FOP-shop stores, Canucks call them UVin
Personal consumption is seen as no sin.
Some province license UVin and UBrew
(Brew-shops in the USA who'll do your wine are few.)
FOP-shop wine, might be in your neighbourhood
Quality may vary, but most kits are quite good.
Twenty years - a few bad bottles, five or six
Never short of holiday or birthday gifts.
F-O-P means "ferment on premises"
Lots of varieties to please your picky missus
FOP-shop kits always come from foreign lands
Must be some reason local growers not at hand
FOP-shop kits which we'll really like I know
Aussie shiraz, French or Chilean merlot
Need no special gear, technique's not too hard
Mostly you start by stirring with your credit card.
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