There's a cat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do?
I can't prepare my dinner, it's causing quite the stew!
It's knocking things off the shelves, making such a mess,
I try to shoo it away, but it couldn't care less!

Cat in my kitchen, scratching up the floor,
Cat in my kitchen, I can't take it anymore!

I said, cat in my kitchen, get out of here,
You're tracking litter everywhere, my patience wearing thin, I fear!
Cat in my kitchen, you're such a furry pest,
I love you, kitty, but please give my kitchen a rest!

The cat's on the counter, playing with the butter,
I try to grab it gently, but it starts to flutter,
Knocking down the sugar bowl, and spilling all the tea,
This playful little feline is causing too much glee!

Cat in my kitchen, what's with all this fuss?
Cat in my kitchen, you're mischievous, no doubt!

I said, cat in my kitchen, get out of here,
You're tracking litter everywhere, my patience wearing thin, I fear!
Cat in my kitchen, you're such a furry pest,
I love you, kitty, but please give my kitchen a rest!

Oh, whiskers on the windowsill, pawprints on the floor,
Catnip in the cupboard, I can't take it anymore!
I try to be understanding, I try to be kind,
But this cat in my kitchen is testing my mind!

Now I've cornered the kitty, time to set things straight,
I give it a gentle scolding, hoping it's not too late,
I promise some fresh tuna and a cozy spot to sleep,
If it stays out of the kitchen, our friendship we'll keep!

Cat in my kitchen, it's time to make amends,
Cat in my kitchen, let's be furry friends!

I said, cat in my kitchen, you're welcome here,
But keep your paws off the counters, let's make that crystal clear!
Cat in my kitchen, you're such a playful guest,
I love you, kitty, and now we'll give my kitchen a rest!