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Song Parodies -> "Whining Boss"

Original Song Title:

"Red Red Wine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

UB40

Parody Song Title:

"Whining Boss"

Parody Written by:

Michelle C.

The Lyrics

I am writing this about my soon to be ex-boss. He is always bitching and complaining about having to do the smallest task, and always moans about how every day is shitty for him. I guess he is the ONLY person in the world who bad things happen to. And he's a chainsmoker...this doesn't help things.
Whining boss
Get out of my head
Make me forget that I
Must work by your side

Whining boss
It's up to you
All I can do, I've done
But your whining won't go
No, whining won't go

I'd have thought
That with time
You'd get used to
To being a manager
I was wrong
And I find
There's nothing you don't lament

Whining boss
Too close to me
Please let me be alone
You're pissing me off
Your smell makes me cough

---Whining Boss rap section---

Whining Boss, you always got to whine
You keep me hating you all of the time

Whining Boss, your whole life is grand
So don't complain when you have to lend a hand

Whining Boss, you make me feel so sad
When you walk through the door it makes me feel bad

Whining Boss, why you got to whine?
Your wussyness really crosses the line

Whining Boss, you do too much bitching
So that's why I'm getting out to do my own thing

Whining Boss, you really know how I love
When you leave for the day, I fly like a dove

Whining Boss, right from the start
I much preferred the time we spent apart

Whining Boss in a millenium style
Whining Boss, leaving you will make me smile, yeah

(chorus)

Get away from your whining, help me clear up me mind
Get away from your whining, help me clear up me mind

Whining Boss, you always got to whine
You keep me hating you all of the time

Whining Boss, your whole life is grand
So don't complain when you have to lend a hand

Whining Boss, your smell makes me choke
That's why I'm getting out even if it makes me broke

Whining Boss, ain't gonna hold to you
Won't hold on to you 'cause you smell like poo

Whining Boss, the day when I die
It will be from your whining and that's no lie

Whining Boss, get out of my mind
Or one of these days you surely will find
A "Kick Me" sign on your big behind!

(chorus)

Whining Boss, you really know how I love
When you leave for the day, I fly like a dove

Whining Boss, right from the start
I much preferred the time we spent apart

Whining Boss, you really know how I love
When you leave for the day, I fly like a dove

Whining Boss, you do too much bitching
So that's why I'm getting out to do my own thing

Whining Boss in a millienium style
Whining Boss, leaving you will make me smile, yeah

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2Eagle - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
You have a whining boss - I have had whining contractors, pool men - you name it. Fives for humor and because you have my sympathy.

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