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Song Parodies -> "Steal a Meal"

Original Song Title:

"Feel Appeal"

Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"Steal a Meal"

Parody Written by:

Ryan J.

The Lyrics

You might not know the song Feel Appeal because it was among the least popular songs that Twisted Sister made. If you have the remastered version of the album Love is for Suckers, then you've probably heard it on the bonus tracks that were added during the remastering.
There's a thing I do that gets me through my life with being poor
Ok maybe I'm not penniless, but thrifty (thrifty)
Oh yes indeed, the food I need, I get it all for free
Like cocaine, I get it illegally, I'm shifty (shifty)

I'm saving money by eating my chows on the house
I'm a thief, I'm a crook, gonna make a crime
I'm saving money by eating my chows on the house
I'm a thief, I'm a crook, gonna do a crime

Gonna
STEAL A MEAL
I walk into a diner
STEAL A MEAL
I never pay my bill
STEAL A MEAL
The food is always finer
STEAL A MEAL
They haven't caught me still

The cops are looking for the crook who never pays his check
But they'll never find me where I am, I'm hiding (hiding)
They'll never take, and never break, the master of disguise
I've a million different getups where I'm residing (residing)

I'm saving money by eating my chows on the house
I'm a thief, I'm a crook, gonna make a crime
I'm saving money by eating my chows on the house
I'm a thief, I'm a crook, gonna do a crime

Gonna
STEAL A MEAL
I walk into a diner
STEAL A MEAL
I never pay my bill
STEAL A MEAL
The food is always finer
STEAL A MEAL
They haven't caught me still

(Guitar solo)

I'm saving money by eating my chows on the house
I'm a thief, I'm a crook, gonna make a crime
I'm saving money by eating my chows on the house
I'm a thief, I'm a crook, gonna do a crime

Gonna
STEAL A MEAL
I walk into a diner
STEAL A MEAL
I never pay my bill
STEAL A MEAL
The food is always finer
STEAL A MEAL
They haven't caught me still

Gonna
STEAL A MEAL
I walk into a diner
STEAL A MEAL
I never pay my bill-bill-bill-bill
STEAL A MEAL
The food is always fine and finer
STEAL A MEAL
They haven't caught me, never caught me, ever caught me, in no way caught me still

I, I'M GONNA STEAL A MEAL!

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