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Song Parodies -> "We're Not Constipated"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"We're Not Constipated"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

We're not constipated
No, our craps gonna make it
We're not constpated, anymore

We always get the runs
And those cramps will never come
Cuz we diet right, with exercise
Forget the hemmorrhoid cream
Just sit down and push it free
And do it real nice, do it with pride

We're not constipated
No, our craps gonna make it
We're not constpated, anymore

I'll drop a 15 pound rope
Add fiber in my tacos
Whatever treatments prevent this disease
Sit on your sigmoid colon
And get the poopies rolling
Anus expands, the crap goes deep
Go, go, its white, its green
Its big, its lean, oh oh

We're not constipated
No, our craps gonna make it
We're not constpated, anymore

We're not constipated
No, our craps gonna make it
We're not constpated, anymore
Poopie

Go, go, its bright, its mean
In balls, like beans, oh oh

We're not constipated
No, our craps gonna make it
We're not constpated, anymore

We're not constipated NO!
No, our craps gonna make it
We're not constpated, anymore
(repeats)

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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MrMacphisto - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Another fine parody you've squeezed out.... 5,5,5
Red Ant - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I would say you are full of crap but I guess not. 5s.
Olvan The Terrible - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Quite possibly the best parody to make use of the term "sigmoid colon."
Tim Hall - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I give you 5 grams of fiber
Jonathan S. - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Really gross...but I must confess I got a laugh out of it anyway.

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