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Song Parodies -> "Howdy Doody"

Original Song Title:

"Captain Howdy"

Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"Howdy Doody"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Alternative to the cute-sy cute-sy parodies done by others
Possibly what he was REALLY like after the shows - Perhaps
Oh, it's so nice to see you all
Welcome to my seedy little world
And it's so nice to be with you all
You lovely boys and girls

Make yourself obtainable
Your be able to unwind
Don't you think I'm wonderful
Say YES; you are my kind

Stay away from Howdy Doody
Stay away from Howdy Doody

Don't you try to leave, or even look unpleased
You can't get away from me - you filthy little weed
If you don't yet know what I want
I think that you will quickly see

Stay Away from Howdy Doody
Stay Away from Howdy Doody

You'll love my floor show
I think you'll think it's now
When it's all finished
We can start our own 'private show'

Stay Away from Howdy Doody
Stay Away from Howdy Doody

Come here my sweet
Let me help you with that
There that's better

I'm outraged that you think I'll play your games
Once you've finished - you can play mine
Oh, it'll drive you insane
That's so great, 'cause you won't want to complain

Stay Away from Howdy Doody
Stay Away from Howdy Doody
Stay Away from Howdy Doody (x4)
You think you're going home to your own little beds
But it's impossible, you can't sleep when your Dead

Stay Away From Howdy Doody (x7)
Just thought that I'd attack an icon of the 50's , after all - what did they do to Bert and Ernie, Big Ears and Noddy, Biggles and Ginger etc

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Lee Rasiel - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
What Biggles are you talking about? are they from Kidsongs?
Wozzyhonk - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I am talking about the Biggles series of books - no, not the kidsongs
Lee Rasiel - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Well it's a good thing it's not those stupid creatures, because I don't like it I like Raffi better than Kidsongs.
Lee Rasiel - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Well it's a good thing you didn't think of those annoying creatures, It's because I don't like Kidsongs. you know the home video line that revolves around a variety of topics. I like Raffi, Tom Chapin, & Joe Scruggs better than that. I've come up with a good motto for you & the parody : this parody is created for Howdy Doody, about Howdy Doody, starring Howdy Doody, and by Wozzyhonk. This is a parody of the motto they used on The Kidsongs Television Show.

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