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Song Parodies -> "(Girls of) FHM"

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Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

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"(Girls of) FHM"

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The Lyrics

Extracting all the cream (it's a male thing)
Black sheep of the Family
Guys looking at your chest
(You're) Seperate from the others
Passing all their tests
Oh, can't they see your different
So healthy, but so lean
Your a walking wonder
Your a teenagers dream
Look and you'll see her on the pages in between
Girls of FHM
Girls of FHM
Girls of FHM
Girls of F-H-M

Caught up in their poses
And tomorrow's dreams
Mission of the living
Extracting all the cream
They say your so foolish
Living for the pay
Just doin' what you think
Not what they all say
Come with us
Oh, how they'll scream and cuss

Girls of FHM
Girls of FHM
Girls of FHM
Girls of FHM

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Their the ones who live it
We are really free
If they say we're thick
Then thick is what we'll be

I don't really care
what they say

We're in FHM
We're in FHM
We're in F-H-M

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