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Song Parodies -> "No More Infomercials"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"No More Infomercials"

Parody Written by:

Ryan J.

The Lyrics

No more infomercials
Don't air no more infomercials
No more infomercials, that stuff's crap

Your products are total BS
They cost too much to boot, yes
I've had it with your high priced craps
You say your stuff is “the best”
Don't pull that, give it a rest
Don't assume we're a bunch of saps

No more infomercials
Don't air no more infomercials
No more infomercials, that stuff's crap

You tempt the easily misled
But not us, that's what I said
Turn off the tube, don't watch that show
“You won't find this in any store”
“Order one, then order more”
You say that, we're not listening though

Whoa
Whoa
Don't pull (crap)
That crap (crap)
We're smarter (crap)
Than that

No more infomercials
Don't air no more infomercials
No more infomercials, that stuff's crap
No more infomercials
Don't air no more infomercials
No more infomercials, that stuff's crap
You suck

Whoa
Whoa
Don't pull (crap)
That crap (crap)
We're smarter (crap)
Than that

No more infomercials
Don't air no more infomercials
No more infomercials, that stuff's crap

No more infomercials (No!)
Don't air no more infomercials
No more infomercials, that stuff's crap
(You can't brainwash all of us!)

No more infomercials (shut up!)
Don't air no more infomercials (your products are worthless and weak!)
No more infomercials, that stuff's crap (Now gimme back my money!)

No more infomercials (I've had it!)
Don't air no more infomercials (Oh you and your Magic Bullet)
No more infomercials, that stuff's crap

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Serafina - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I hear ya...lots of infomercials out there are annoying. Pretty clever; I'm going to vote 5-4-4.
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Mike Douglas -- the legendary talk-show host, not the wrinkled old creep who took Catherine Zeta-Jones away from me -- agrees with you. "Networks would like to build a statue of the man who invented the infomercial. Imagine, a half-hour-long commercial with none of that pesky programming!"
Red Ant - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry Michael, but Catherine Zeta Jones is all mine. She looks better getting out of bed than most actresses do fully dressed up with makeup on. Oh, well, as Aerosmith would say, dream on, dream until your dreams come true.
Rafeal Delaghetto - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
She looks good in the T-Mobile commercials (although I don't like the beginning scenes in them).
Oh, and good parody!
Jonathan S. - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Not a bad parody, but, man, you're sure you used "cr*p" enough times?? Gimme a sec... 17 TIMES!!! I will say this much, though: I liked your "Gimme back my money/Drop'n'give me 20" sub.

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