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Song Parodies -> "I Flush The Chain And Down It Goes"

Original Song Title:

"Africa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toto

Parody Song Title:

"I Flush The Chain And Down It Goes"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

I hear the rumblings tonight
But my bowls are slowing with some lite consterpation
Currys bubbling in my stomach fight
The medi-cab reflect the piles cream which guide me lubrecation
I stopped the flow right along mid-way
Hoping that the brand i had eaten would shift digested munchies
I shouted out as if to say, hurry poo, its waiting there for you

Chorus:
Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from the loo
Theres nothing better than to sit and have a number two!
I flush the chains and down It will go!
Gonna take some time to wipe with some luxary paper

And now it runs out all threw night
As i grow restless longing for some television company
I know that I must eat whats right
Sure as poorly dieting rises those calories clogging vital artories
I seek to cure what's deep inside, Kebab is cause of this constipation

Chorus

(instrumental break)

Hurry poo, Its waiting there for you

Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from the lou
Theres nothing better than to sit and have a number two!
I flush the chains and down It will go!, I flush the chains and down It will go!
I flush the chains and down It will go!, I flush the chains and down It will go!
I flush the chains and down It will go!
Gonna take some time to wipe with some luxary paper

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Yoidy - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Hurry poo, it's waiting there for you - crax me up! 5s
Meriadoc - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
5-5-4; excellent pacing, good funny wordsmithing, but too many mispelled words.
Dick Shaneri - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
To Meraidoc: you misspelled "misspelled"! If you leave out one of the S's, like you just did, then what you're saying is "to pell incorrectly." That doesn't make cents...er, sense.
Stuart McArthur - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
fantastic Alex - some great subs, especially the title which sucked me in instantly -and ho boy what an OS to flush away - 555
malcolm higgins - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
this had great fluidity.... 4-5-5 you spell worse than me, and that takes some doing. Mine are just "rush through the damn thing, post it and write another before you exhale" mistakes, but I get it for them..we'll improve together
Alex Zander - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow thanks for all your great comments LOL didnt think it was that great but well you can surprise yourself sometimes.

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