I hear the rumblings tonight
But my bowls are slowing with some lite consterpation
Currys bubbling in my stomach fight
The medi-cab reflect the piles cream which guide me lubrecation
I stopped the flow right along mid-way
Hoping that the brand i had eaten would shift digested munchies
I shouted out as if to say, hurry poo, its waiting there for you

Chorus:
Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from the loo
Theres nothing better than to sit and have a number two!
I flush the chains and down It will go!
Gonna take some time to wipe with some luxary paper

And now it runs out all threw night
As i grow restless longing for some television company
I know that I must eat whats right
Sure as poorly dieting rises those calories clogging vital artories
I seek to cure what's deep inside, Kebab is cause of this constipation

Chorus

(instrumental break)

Hurry poo, Its waiting there for you

Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from the lou
Theres nothing better than to sit and have a number two!
I flush the chains and down It will go!, I flush the chains and down It will go!
I flush the chains and down It will go!, I flush the chains and down It will go!
I flush the chains and down It will go!
Gonna take some time to wipe with some luxary paper