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I'm feeling quite lonely tonight
Nothings closed but I'm stuck listening to yiddish conversa-tion
Outside it's still daylight, Could sneak out
But I have to hold back all temp-tation
The oil in the lamp lasted eight days
I spin the dreidal round as I show off for my friends
They all laugh and begin to say, "in eight days maybe we'll call you"
Gonna play dreidal for an hour or two
I'm one out of a hundred men who was stuck being a jew
Why can't there be one day of Hanukah
Gonna receive the same amount of presents no matter what.....
Opened my presents at 8:30
Got a card that said were saving the big one for next Sun-day
A new pair of wool socks just for me
Atleast I can keep my feet warm while I suffer on this hol-iday
And of course when Christmas comes
I will have no where to go
Manishevitz Wine's nothing like a brew
I'm one out of a hundred men who was born a jew
I'm a Jeanie in a bottle like Christina Aguilera
Gonna go insane if this doesn't end sometime soon.....
In eight days maybe we'll call you
Gonna light the menorah but we're only on day two
I like being one out of a hundred men who is a jew
We have eight days of Hanukah
Lewinsky-stein would be the jewish name for Monica
Always wondered if their were jews in Antartica
I still get to watch eight days of Oprah
I bet you wish you could have a Bar-Mitzvah
Gonna go to the movies on Christmas like we always do...
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