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Song Parodies -> "Simply Smell This"

Original Song Title:

"Simply the Best"

Original Performer:

Tina Turner

Parody Song Title:

"Simply Smell This"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Tina Turner is glad she can fart better than anyone.
I call you and I feel you my farts on fire
Those taco bells, enchiladas, fast and wild

I farting free, give it everything I eat
Give me a bucket of chillis and lean mean cuisine
Eat the hottest curry and its full of red beans
And it wont be long, take my fart and make it pong, baby

Just simply smell this, wetter than all the rest, fill your nose anyone, this fuel could power a jet.
It great to just FART, I started this one yesterday
Tears me apart, should have eaten more wholemeal bread

Once I fart I cannot stop until the night of the next day
Its your face, I aim for, blow your nose away
Just as long as you wave your arms to try and blow awful smell away

I’m saving the best, better give me respect, fart better than any man, any man I ever met
I’m chuffed I can fart, the smell goes all over the place
Smell is apart, smells like something that has been dead

You think you can beat me I start losing control, your talking away you can fart on your soul, I can beat you and all of your mates too, oh baby just give up.

Just simply smell this, better than all the rest, smellier than everyone, would you like to make a bet.
Its gut rot like fart, it stems from every orophous.
Farting is art, baby I could clear a beach head, WOOH I’M THE BEST

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2Eagle - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
If you think you can get gas at Taco Bell try Acapulco in Burbank.
Andria - June 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I've never tried the place 2Eagle mentioned, but if you ever go to any Del Taco or Qdoba location or to Muchas Gracias in Eugene, Salem, Roseburg and Springfield, Oregon, you will not only get gas, but you will also find yourself with long-lasting and nauseating diarrhea. It's happened to me many times. 5s.

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