Song Parodies -> We Don't Need Another Duggar
| Original Song Title: | "We Don't Need Another Hero" |
| Original Performer: | Tina Turner |
| Parody Song Title: | "We Don't Need Another Duggar" |
| Parody Written by: | BabyRuth |
I know it seems like I'm picking on the crazy baby ladies lately (The OctoBunch), but it was just announced this morning that Joshua Duggar, the oldest son of Michelle and JimBob Duggar, and his wife are expecting their first (of sure to be many) child. The Duggars are going to take over the world and we can't let this happen! Somebody please get those Duggars some cable dammit!
Another womb
Preparing for wreckage
Now that Michelle’s out of her prime
More Duggar children
A new generation
They’ll have two hundred kids combined
And I wonder, are they all f*cking deranged?
And if under the bad hair, if they have any brains
We don't need another Duggar
We don't need no more sperm to roam
Why couldn’t his wife use some contraceptive foam?
Try looking for something….to do besides spawn
There’s stuff like knitting a sweater to wear
If music’s a passion, maybe try drumming
If not there’s reupholstering chairs
Then I’ll ponder if you can be the ones who will change it?
Cuz you don’t need a family the size of Ukraine
Where all names start with “J”
We don't need another Duggar
Michelle’s already got 18 at home
And we sure as hell don’t need another reality show
Please, Joshua and your wife…
Listen to my remarks
If you need yet another life
Get something that barks
Like a dog or something
Preparing for wreckage
Now that Michelle’s out of her prime
More Duggar children
A new generation
They’ll have two hundred kids combined
And I wonder, are they all f*cking deranged?
And if under the bad hair, if they have any brains
We don't need another Duggar
We don't need no more sperm to roam
Why couldn’t his wife use some contraceptive foam?
Try looking for something….to do besides spawn
There’s stuff like knitting a sweater to wear
If music’s a passion, maybe try drumming
If not there’s reupholstering chairs
Then I’ll ponder if you can be the ones who will change it?
Cuz you don’t need a family the size of Ukraine
Where all names start with “J”
We don't need another Duggar
Michelle’s already got 18 at home
And we sure as hell don’t need another reality show
Please, Joshua and your wife…
Listen to my remarks
If you need yet another life
Get something that barks
Like a dog or something
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