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Song Parodies -> "What's Lust Got To Do With It?"

Original Song Title:

"What's Love Got To Do With It?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tina Turner

Parody Song Title:

"What's Lust Got To Do With It?"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Any smart librarian who keeps the fires burning at home by wearing frillies, will tell you that love is a verb. Don't screw around with you love life. Do it always with intelligence and passion!

Her sheer underpants helps see through romance
Watch his bulge react
But what keeps him aroused is "mind matters" spouse
Lingerie impacts
It's natural
Purely optical
He would never look past that she's sharp with her tact

Oooh! Ooh OOOOH!

{Chorus}
What's lust got to do, got to do with it?
What's lust? ...but a sleazy hocus pocus
What's lust got to do, got to do with it?
Who'll get the part when the heart isn't focused?

She's lucid and quick and she wont contradict
When she squeals WHOOPIE!
If a mind is enjoyed... Provoke her big boy!
It takes no thought to breed
She takes brains with sex
Love her maze complex
But whatever he's thinking she studies her steed

Oooh! Ooh OOOOH!

{Alt. Chorus}
What's lust got to do, go to do with it
What's lust? but-a-going through the motions
What's lust got to do got to do with it
What's bump and grind when a mind isn't lotioned

{Bridge}
She don't love him for his huge erection
She's too smart to say
His mind's pregnant with her deep inflections
It scares him to think her way

Oooh! Ooh OOOOH!

{Alt. Chorus}
*(What's lust got to do, got to do with it
What's lust but a hot dog stand production
What's lust got to do, got to do with it
Who wants a frank when ole Frank lacks seduction

What's lust got to do, got to do with it
What's lust but a risky proposition
What's lust got to do, got to do with it
Who likes it hot when love thoughts are found missin') *

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Red Ant - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Great pacing and funny work Lionel! "Do it always with intelligence and passion!"; indeed. "What's lust but a hot dog stand production" was the best line. Nicole and I have an agreement: window shopping is allowed, but we can only purchase goods at one store. You should be able to figure that one out.
PMS - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked the last line the best
Lionel Mertens - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant and PMS for posting on such a touchy parody.
alvin rhodes - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
a clever write

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