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Song Parodies -> "We Don't Need Another Kutcher"

Original Song Title:

"We Don't Need Another Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tina Turner

Parody Song Title:

"We Don't Need Another Kutcher"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Quinn

The Lyrics

Hahahaha....I alughed writing this.
It's all the buzz now,
In all the tabloids,
Don't make this damn mistake Miss Moore,
We are survivors,
Of My Boss's Daughter,
We have endured That 70's Show,
And I wonder if she is ever going to have it,
Living with that strange fear that there's a new child star,

We don't need another Kutcher,
We don't need to see more Kelso,
All we want is freedom from his pranking jokes,

Demi did something, we can all frown on,
She's dating that dude from Where Is My Car?
Ashton and acting, don't go together,
Have you seen The Butterfly Effect?
And I wonder why she would ever have that kid,
Living with that strange fear that he will just Punk her,
All my senses say:

We don't need another Kutcher,
We don't need to see more Kelso,
All we want is freedom from his pranking jokes,

So what will we do with ourselves,
He's nowhere to be seen,
Humor seems a little bit dry,
I want my Kutcher,
Should have let her have him,

We don't need another Kutcher,
We don't need to see more Kelso,
We don't want this freedom from his pranking jokes,

All my senses say:
We just need another Kutcher,
We just need to see more Kelso,
We don't want this freedom from his pranking jokes.

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John Barry - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for this line: "Ashton and acting, don't go together"
Rick C - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Ryan...5s
Red Forman - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Finally, someone that agree with me.
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Ten years from now: "Grandma... I mean, Mommy, I just realized that Daddy's a moron!" "Yes, son, we were both punk'd."

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