I came into your world like an innocent girl, I'm your President!
Well, I got a good job and I'm not a big slob and I went to school
I can count to three: one, two, four, five, three.
I can sign every bill like the one on my will,

But what's brains got to do,
got do with it?
what's brains, but a small internal organ?
what's brains got to do,
got do with it?
Who needs a brain, when a brain can be broke-ded?

Got my dad to advise, and you know Hess so wise, so what could go wrong?

Got my brother the Gov., with Floridian love I could get along
There's no sacrifice
got my dads advice!
I got God on my side
And Saddam-y cant hide!

So-o-o what's brains got to do,
got do with it?
what's brains, but an small internal organ?
what's brains got to do,
got do with it?
Who needs a brain, when a brain can be broke-ded?

I've been thinkin' of a nude erection
um, or should I say
I've been thinking 'bout a new direction
for all of the U.S.A.

So-o-o what's brains got to do,
got do with it?
what's brains, but an over-rated organ?
what's brains got to do,
got do with it?
Who needs a brain, when a brain can be broke-ded?