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Song Parodies -> "Head Banging Men!"

Original Song Title:

"It's Raining Men!"

Original Performer:

The Weather Girls

Parody Song Title:

"Head Banging Men!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You know I was never much of a soccer fan until this past summer, when I accidentally tuned into the World Cup. If I had known it was so much like Ultimate Fighting, I would have converted a long time ago!
Hi...This is Arwen here (Uh huh)
And have I got a story for you (You better listen!)
Get ready, all you soccer fans!
And learn how I joined your ranks! (Alright!)

It wasn't so surprising
Couldn't watch my fav'rite show
The football loving forces:
"World Cup's the way to go!"
So that night for the first time
Gave up and I tuned in
Learned the sport's draw's no mystery
S'all a-bout Head Banging Men!

Head Banging Men!
Head Banging Men!
It seems they go out to show which one is the best
With head-butts squarely in the chest!

Head Banging Men!
Head Banging Men!
Angry Specimen!
I love an ath-lete
Who knows tan-trums can't be beat!

In a good sport's nature
It's best to just TALK it through
Zi-dane didn't buy that
So he did what he had to do
Co-vered every angle
Proved he's a classy guy
Leaving every man and woman
To ask the question WHY?

Head Banging Men!
Head Banging Men!
Head Banging Men!
Head Banging Men!

Chatting close together
Matterazzi called him a name
"I'll get even"
I believe he said
Threw up his arms and lost his head!

He made ev'ry paper
Ev'ry in-ter-net blog, too
He'll go down in hist'ry
As a guy who can't keep his cool
Though he didn't mean to
He started a new fad
And now ev'ry soccer player's

Head Banging Men! Yeah!

Pop-u-larity's rising
Don't matter that it's so low
Un-necessary force is
The only way to go!
Now you'll see it on playgrounds
Ev'ry play-er joins in
Ev'ry match plays out his story
They feature Head Banging Men!

Head Banging Men!
Head Banging Men!
Head Banging Men!
Head Banging Men!
Head Banging Men!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Michael Pacholek - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
And I thought this was going to be about metalheads. I should've known: You like the shaved-headed, exotic type: Vin, Wentworth, Zinedine. The better to slam into those mean old Orcs with. A 5-0 win for the Arwen Arsenal.
Matthias - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I too was thinking metal.... But then I wondered what metal music had to do with the 2006's so that scatched that idea
Jack Wilson - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Head bangin 555!
alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
powerful stuff
Dee Range - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
First parody about soccer that I've read. And though I would rather shoot myself than watch soccer, I saw the incident on ESPN, so I understand this. Great job, princess Arwen. 555
tomario - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
greatest player of the past 20 years goes out with a bang and a delightful anthem from banana 555
bobpiecheese - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 7) I didn't have a clue wha this was about...but then again I have absolutely NO idea what's going on - unless it's to do with Transformers. If I was the type to vote, I would give you 555!
Johnny D - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(Dec) LOL! Too funny, Arwen!
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(decath7) ha! - a great sub for the title to start with, then great references to events in the World Cup - all round top-notch stuff
Kristof Robertson - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC7) An American...and even better, a FEMALE American...writing about soccer and referencing Zidane and Matterazzi? HAS THE WORLD GONE CRAZY???? ;-) Wonderful effort, Arwen. 555
Josh 2 - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm soory Kristof, what did you just call the beutiful game? A great parody about FOOTBALL, really captured the omoment, 5s
Jeff Reuben - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent job, and believe it or not, I'm actually a futbol fan (played goalkeeper for years starting in middle school). It wasn't quite like Ultimate Fighting back then, but the game does evolve!
E=MC(squared) - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Evolution = More Compassionate[square heads] Head to the heart of the matter 1 cubic meter of hot air = 1 pound of flesh Late as useuall

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