Song Parodies -> "Head Banging Men!"

Original Song Title:

"It's Raining Men!"

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Original Performer:

"Head Banging Men!"

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The Lyrics

You know I was never much of a soccer fan until this past summer, when I accidentally tuned into the World Cup. If I had known it was so much like Ultimate Fighting, I would have converted a long time ago!

Hi...This is Arwen here (Uh huh)
And have I got a story for you (You better listen!)
Get ready, all you soccer fans!
And learn how I joined your ranks! (Alright!)

It wasn't so surprising
Couldn't watch my fav'rite show
The football loving forces:
"World Cup's the way to go!"
So that night for the first time
Gave up and I tuned in
Learned the sport's draw's no mystery
S'all a-bout Head Banging Men!

Head Banging Men!
Hallelujah!
Head Banging Men!
Amen!
It seems they go out to show which one is the best
With head-butts squarely in the chest!

Head Banging Men!
Hallelujah!
Head Banging Men!
Angry Specimen!
I love an ath-lete
Who knows tan-trums can't be beat!

In a good sport's nature
It's best to just TALK it through
Zi-dane didn't buy that
So he did what he had to do
Co-vered every angle
Proved he's a classy guy
Leaving every man and woman
To ask the question WHY?

Head Banging Men!
Hallelujah!
Head Banging Men!
Amen!
Head Banging Men!
Hallelujah!
Head Banging Men!
Amen!

Chatting close together
Matterazzi called him a name
"I'll get even"
I believe he said
Threw up his arms and lost his head!

He made ev'ry paper
Ev'ry in-ter-net blog, too
He'll go down in hist'ry
As a guy who can't keep his cool
Though he didn't mean to
He started a new fad
And now ev'ry soccer player's
AN ASS WHEN HE GETS MAD!

Head Banging Men! Yeah!

Pop-u-larity's rising
Don't matter that it's so low
Un-necessary force is
The only way to go!
Now you'll see it on playgrounds
Ev'ry play-er joins in
Ev'ry match plays out his story
They feature Head Banging Men!

Head Banging Men!
Hallelujah!
Head Banging Men!
Amen!
Head Banging Men!
Hallelujah!
Head Banging Men!
Amen!
Head Banging Men!
Hallelujah!

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Michael Pacholek - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment

And I thought this was going to be about metalheads. I should've known: You like the shaved-headed, exotic type: Vin, Wentworth, Zinedine. The better to slam into those mean old Orcs with. A 5-0 win for the Arwen Arsenal.

Matthias - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment

I too was thinking metal.... But then I wondered what metal music had to do with the 2006's so that scatched that idea

Jack Wilson - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment

Head bangin 555!

alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment

powerful stuff

Dee Range - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment

First parody about soccer that I've read. And though I would rather shoot myself than watch soccer, I saw the incident on ESPN, so I understand this. Great job, princess Arwen. 555

tomario - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment

greatest player of the past 20 years goes out with a bang and a delightful anthem from arwen.top banana 555

bobpiecheese - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment

(Decathlon - Event 7) I didn't have a clue wha this was about...but then again I have absolutely NO idea what's going on - unless it's to do with Transformers. If I was the type to vote, I would give you 555!

Johnny D - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment

(Dec) LOL! Too funny, Arwen!

Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment

(decath7) ha! - a great sub for the title to start with, then great references to events in the World Cup - all round top-notch stuff

Kristof Robertson - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment

(DEC7) An American...and even better, a FEMALE American...writing about soccer and referencing Zidane and Matterazzi? HAS THE WORLD GONE CRAZY???? ;-) Wonderful effort, Arwen. 555

Josh 2 - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm soory Kristof, what did you just call the beutiful game? A great parody about FOOTBALL, really captured the omoment, 5s

Jeff Reuben - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Excellent job, and believe it or not, I'm actually a futbol fan (played goalkeeper for years starting in middle school). It wasn't quite like Ultimate Fighting back then, but the game does evolve!

E=MC(squared) - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment

Evolution = More Compassionate[square heads] Head to the heart of the matter 1 cubic meter of hot air = 1 pound of flesh Late as useuall

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