Song Parodies -> It's Raining Sven
| Original Song Title: | "It's Raining Men" |
| Original Performer: | The Weather Girls |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's Raining Sven" |
| Parody Written by: | Jared |
Scandinavian people tend to be on the large side, so if it WAS raining Sven, I'd probably panic Oh, and K1chyd, if you're reading this, no offense, just having some fun
Hey, I'm your weather guy
And have I got news for you (You'd better panic)
Stay inside, all you smaller folks
Please just stay inside your homes (Alright)
Humidity is rising (Yeah, rising!)
Where the temperatures run low (Real low, folks)
Cause according to my sources (What sources now)
Stay away from Sweden, go! (You'd better hurry up!)
They're falling outside Stockholm (Stockholm)
Each one stands about six-foot-ten (Six foot ten)
For the first time in history
It had to start raining Sven! (Raining Sven)
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
You shouldn't go out
This is not just a big goof
Svens come crashing through your roof
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
Tall, blonde, pale, huge
Crashing down, you'd better move
Damn that goddess Hela
She's got a mean streak too
She took over Asgard
And she knew what she had to do
Fought against the Aesir
And rearranged the sky
So that Scandinavian households
Could get smashed by Nordic guys
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
I...hear...booming......noises...coming....near
The Svens are comin'
Feel..those...Norsemen...don't...you...lose....your.....head
Secure your roof and guard the bed!
Damn that goddess Hela
She's got a mean streak too
She took over Asgard
And she knew what she had to do
Fought against the Aesir
And rearranged the sky
So that Scandinavian households
Could get smashed by Nordic guys
Ooh, it's raining Sven
No
Humidity is rising (Yeah, rising!)
Where the temperatures run low (They're getting low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low)
Cause according to my sources (According to my sources)
Stay away from Sweden, go!
They're falling outside Stockholm (Stockholm)
Each one stands about six-foot-ten (Six foot ten)
For the first time in history
It had to start raining Sven! (Raining Sven)
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
(Hey, Sven!)
It's raining Sven (Get to steppin'!)
(Hey Sven!)
Tall, blonde, pale, and huge
Crashing down, you'd better move
(Get to steppin'!)
(Hey, Sven!)
(Fought against the Aesir, and rearranged the sky)
(It's raining Sven)
(Get to steppin'!)
(Smashed by Nordic guys)
And have I got news for you (You'd better panic)
Stay inside, all you smaller folks
Please just stay inside your homes (Alright)
Humidity is rising (Yeah, rising!)
Where the temperatures run low (Real low, folks)
Cause according to my sources (What sources now)
Stay away from Sweden, go! (You'd better hurry up!)
They're falling outside Stockholm (Stockholm)
Each one stands about six-foot-ten (Six foot ten)
For the first time in history
It had to start raining Sven! (Raining Sven)
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
You shouldn't go out
This is not just a big goof
Svens come crashing through your roof
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
Tall, blonde, pale, huge
Crashing down, you'd better move
Damn that goddess Hela
She's got a mean streak too
She took over Asgard
And she knew what she had to do
Fought against the Aesir
And rearranged the sky
So that Scandinavian households
Could get smashed by Nordic guys
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
I...hear...booming......noises...coming....near
The Svens are comin'
Feel..those...Norsemen...don't...you...lose....your.....head
Secure your roof and guard the bed!
Damn that goddess Hela
She's got a mean streak too
She took over Asgard
And she knew what she had to do
Fought against the Aesir
And rearranged the sky
So that Scandinavian households
Could get smashed by Nordic guys
Ooh, it's raining Sven
No
Humidity is rising (Yeah, rising!)
Where the temperatures run low (They're getting low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low)
Cause according to my sources (According to my sources)
Stay away from Sweden, go!
They're falling outside Stockholm (Stockholm)
Each one stands about six-foot-ten (Six foot ten)
For the first time in history
It had to start raining Sven! (Raining Sven)
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
Hey, Sven!
It's raining Sven
Get to steppin!
It's raining Sven
(Hey, Sven!)
It's raining Sven (Get to steppin'!)
(Hey Sven!)
Tall, blonde, pale, and huge
Crashing down, you'd better move
(Get to steppin'!)
(Hey, Sven!)
(Fought against the Aesir, and rearranged the sky)
(It's raining Sven)
(Get to steppin'!)
(Smashed by Nordic guys)
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LOL! Genius, genius, genius! THIS IS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!! 555 !!
Meh heh heh :-D
Nothing,I mean NOTHING strikes a funnybone harder than a Scandanavian plummeting at 180mph !(okay,I think THAT was the weirdest thought I put out yet!)555
As long as people don't stereotype Swedes as oversexed, terminally depressed, or unable to speak English without sounding like that Muppet Show chef...I don't mind the occasional bit of ethnic humor thrown this way. Though with the fuss over a certain British soccer manager these days, I'm surprised no one has written a parody like "Quit Blaming Sven". Not so familiar with the original song, so I'll go easy in the pacing department and vote triple fives
With a world record in suicides you´ll actually have to look up for falling Svens in Stockholm! OK, so that´s a myth springing from the actual world record in detailed social statistics, but anyway.
Missed this one first time around, picked it up now via the latest comments page and thanx to Ingeborg. No offense taken, though I don´t think we´re one the large side unless you´re meaning length. Hmm... maybe I should revisit my own parody idea for this one, it´s not "Quit blaming Sven", though that´s one I´d love to read too. :-)
Missed this one first time around, picked it up now via the latest comments page and thanx to Ingeborg. No offense taken, though I don´t think we´re one the large side unless you´re meaning length. Hmm... maybe I should revisit my own parody idea for this one, it´s not "Quit blaming Sven", though that´s one I´d love to read too. :-)
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