Song Parodies -> Please Please Please Let Me Eat What I Want (From 'Pepto In Pink')
| Original Song Title: | "Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (From 'Pretty In Pink')" |
| Original Performer: | The Smiths |
| Parody Song Title: | "Please Please Please Let Me Eat What I Want (From 'Pepto In Pink')" |
| Parody Written by: | Jonathan C. |
I decided to write a parody about food disorders and diabetes, two diseases my family and I have dealt with over the years. I am aware neither is no laughing matter, but I've decided spoofing The Smiths would be perfect for a tragi-comic ode to an stout-hearted gentleman's last wish.
Buffets for a change
See, the food I had
Can make a svelte man
Turn fat
So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me eat what I want
This time.
Haven't had ice cream in a long time
See, the health I've had
Can make a well man sag
For once more in my life
Let me eat what I want
Doc knows, it could be the last time
Doc knows, it could be the last time
(Mandolin solo; then a big "Chomp!")
See, the food I had
Can make a svelte man
Turn fat
So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me eat what I want
This time.
Haven't had ice cream in a long time
See, the health I've had
Can make a well man sag
For once more in my life
Let me eat what I want
Doc knows, it could be the last time
Doc knows, it could be the last time
(Mandolin solo; then a big "Chomp!")
You have to admit even Morrissey should check his blood sugars.
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I don't think Mr. 1's is a Smiths fan. He definitely isn't a Jonathan C. fan.
I have to admit that diabetes is no laughing matter. Jonathan C. should check his blood sugars before he imbibes in his buffet. :(
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