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Song Parodies -> "The Spy Who Loved Me (No One Like Him)"

Original Song Title:

"No One Like You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Scorpions

Parody Song Title:

"The Spy Who Loved Me (No One Like Him)"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! Our next stop in Bond History Month is about the 1977 film that introduced some more highlights to the series: a new car, a new villain, and a few other things. There truly is no one like James Bond! Enjoy the parody!
Once,
There were two spies who were deep in love,
Even though they worked for different sides,
They teamed up so they’d save the day.

She,
Didn’t want him to leave her alone,
It wasn’t easy for her to let go,
But he knows they’ll have to part ways.

There’s no one like him!
No one does it better than him,
All the women reflect of Jim:
“I sure miss The Spy Who Loved Me!”

No one like him!
No one does it better than him,
All the women reflect of Jim:
“I sure miss The Spy Who Loved Me!”

Hey,
There are really no goons strong enough,
To keep James from the one that he loves!
They can’t keep ol’ James Bond restrained!

Oh it,
Doesn’t matter what side they are on,
All the ladies fall for James Bond,
But each mission whisks him away.

There’s no one like him!
No one does it better than him,
All the women reflect of Jim:
“I sure miss The Spy Who Loved Me!”

No one like him!
No one does it better than him,
All the women reflect of Jim:
“I sure miss The Spy Who Loved Me!”

[guitar solo]

No one like him!
No one does it better than him,
All the women reflect of Jim,
“I sure miss The Spy Who Loved Me!”

No one like him!
No one does it better than him,
All the women reflect of Jim,
“I sure miss The Spy Who Loved Me!”

[fade]
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by electrocution & getting thrown out of a train

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Wild Child JIN - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Love this parody!! I can really "Bond" with it! ;-D You should write one about "A View To a Kill" starring Roger Moore ;-) 555!
Dylan Baranski - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Yep, there's also A View To a Kill parody on the way!

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