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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Eat (My Chicken Sandwich)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Proclaimers

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Eat (My Chicken Sandwich)"

Parody Written by:

G30RG3

The Lyrics

I haven't written a parody in a long time but randomly when were riding in a car I like to put different words to songs on the radio so I thought that I would write another. This is one of my all time favorite songs, and I really have a craving for a chicken sandwich so I thought that maybe I would write a song about one to sootyh my craving. Please Vote and Comment!
When I make it, then I know its gonna be,
Its gonna be then sandwich that I want to chew
And when I sell it, then I know its gonna be,
Its gonna be my culinary debut
When they taste it, then I know its gonna taste,
Its gonna taste spicy, hot, and chickeny
And when they eat it, then I know its gonna be
Its gonna taste the best, and thats my gaurentee

And eating a chicken sandwich
Thats not sold at your grocery store
Is the most pleasing thing to eat
and eating is just what its for

It has chicken, tomato, and some special sauce
lettuce, pickles, mayo, but it has no cheese
Made on whole wheat, but theres more to it then that
You'll eat it all up before you say your a-b-c's
Its comes with chips that, you can substitute for fries,
But that is not the healthy decision to make
Get your dessert, cuz its just as yummy as
Your sandwich, with a complementry piece of cake

Eating a good chicken sandwich
You should taste it, I implore
Its just as good as the steak you just ate
And you paid to much for

fa la la fa la la

Da da da dun diddle uh diddle uh diddle da da

fa la la fa la la

Da da dun diddle uh diddle uh diddle da da

If your hungry, and you've got some change to spare
Come right over to my little sandwich shop
We have roast beef, ham and some turkey
But you should try the chicken and have a pop
It is only, 5.95
unless you want to substitute your chips for fries
Then we'll charge you, an extra two dollars
Your total only comes to 7.95
Your total only comes to 7.95

And I would eat a chicken sandwich
From my little sandwich store
It comes with chips, a pop and cake
I know that you'll be wanting more

fa la la fa la la

Da da da dun diddle uh diddle uh diddle da da

fa la la fa la la

Da da da dun diddle uh diddle uh diddle da da

And I would eat a chicken sandwich
From my little sandwich store
It comes with chips, a pop and cake
I know that you'll be wanting more

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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not giving my name - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I know this was a U.S. hit in the nineties, but I'm NOT gonna summon the decade polcie to write a ticket because I do know that TOS was recorded in '88, so you're safe. :) BTW i think this is a great food parody.
Billy Boyd - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I want one of those sandwiches. Great sell job here. 4-5-5.
Jason - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good indeed. I had to give you a 4 for pacing as I felt your word 'chickeny' slightly spoiled it, but otherwise an excellent parody. I feel very hungry after reading it!

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