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Song Parodies -> "500 Tiles"

Original Song Title:

"500 Miles"

Original Performer:

The Proclaimers

Parody Song Title:

"500 Tiles"

Parody Written by:

Tannis Hill

The Lyrics

When I make up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's making up to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's going out with you

If I give up yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's giving up on you
And if my heart breaks yeah I know it's gonna be
It's gonna be breaking only because of you

But I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor

When I'm smirking yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's smirking right at you
'Cause when you're trying so hard just to impress me
I'ts so funny that it makes me laugh at you

When we break up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's breaking up with you
And if it hurts me well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's getting hurt by you

But I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor

La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la

When I'm single yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's single 'cause of you
When I'm crying yes I know I'm gonna cry
Cry because I'm no longer with you

But I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor

La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la

Oh I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor

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