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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Be (500 Missiles)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Proclaimers

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Be (500 Missiles)"

Parody Written by:

Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)

The Lyrics

Sometimes Dubya makes good decisions (yes, it's true, he's not a total **** after all), but usually not. This song is written from Dubya's perspective. Enjoy...
When I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up with no clue
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to go out drinking booze
When I get drunk, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man getting drunk after 2
Do me a favor, yeah please do me the treat
Do me the treat of supporting all the Jews

Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid boar!

When I'm working, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to slack off if I choose
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'm gonna spend it all on bottles of cheap booze
When I come home, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes wanting to lose
And if I grow old, then I'll tell my son George III
That I want him to take over all the world

Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid boar!

Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!

Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!

When I'm lonely, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to start a brand new feud
When I'm dreaming, yeah I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream the dream that I make my dad proud
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man to go out drinking booze
When I come home, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes wanting to lose
I'm gonna be the man who comes wanting to lose

Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid boar!

Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!

Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!

Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!

Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Dubya (Du-Dubya)
Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Du-Dubya!

Well, I would bomb 500 missiles
And I would bomb 500 more
To be the man to bomb 1,000 missiles
Just to kill that stupid bo-o-oar!
By "that stupid boar" I mean Saddam, duh.Rate me, please! :)

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MQI (?) - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Haha, just imagine those 2 Scottish twins singing this makes my sweat glands break out in laughter.

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