-> "The Choice"
Original Song Title:
"The Voice" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Won't you take me back, I'm cool
I think I've learned to holster tool
Won't you give me one more chance
I swear I'll keep it, inside my pants
Oh no, don't you belt me again
Oh oh, I'm still healin'
Oh no, don't you fell me again
We must stay a-part, you see
To rec-on-cile, it's in your dreams
I've got every right to run
You cheated me, so now we're done
Ho-hoes, there's how many again?
Oh no, can't conceal it
Go blow, just go back to your hens
Of white, tonight
Balls out when between rounds, I wore a glove
There's so many whores; see, lust, rise, I love
They can hear my iron calling
And I'm horny, I'm so depraved
I know that I've fallen
I'm crawling on back before I lose it
I was wrong and it's always you
What I did, apalling
I promise no balling
Make a promise, take a vow,
Then have some girlfriends, it's easy, wow
Change of plan, I voice chagrin
You'll never change, just stop silly grinning
You go, or I'll fell you again
You go, and I mean it
You go, and this hell can just end
You'll owe, when we get to the end
You'll owe, wealth will feel it
You know, actions you can't defend
Not quite, I'm right
So how many jewels do I have to buy?
Till you take me back, and I'll be your guy!
Put your hands around my putter?
And I'm back up against you, lass...
( ELIN has the golf club out and swinging)
He's already falling
He's crawling, she whacks his face, it oozes
He's out cold...now he's coming to
They're vi'lently brawling
And now Tiger's bawling
Each and every tart he reamed
I'm haunted by, at night in dreams
Each and every time he comes
I'll beat the guy, with trusty lusty club
Oh no, don't you tell me again
No no, I don't feel it
Bozo, never dwell here again
Low blow, you can't sell me again
Low blow, I'm still reelin'
Ho show, get your belles in your bed
Ho show, they'll be squealin'
Those hoes, maybe they'll bring a friend....
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