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Song Parodies -> "The Choice"

Original Song Title:

"The Voice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"The Choice"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

If Tiger Woods went to see his wife Elin and asked her to take him back, I picture the scene going something like this:
TIGER:
Won't you take me back, I'm cool
I think I've learned to holster tool
Won't you give me one more chance
I swear I'll keep it, inside my pants
Oh no, don't you belt me again
Oh oh, I'm still healin'
Oh no, don't you fell me again
In spite

ELIN:
We must stay a-part, you see
To rec-on-cile, it's in your dreams
I've got every right to run
You cheated me, so now we're done
Ho-hoes, there's how many again?
Oh no, can't conceal it
Go blow, just go back to your hens
Of white, tonight

TIGER:
Balls out when between rounds, I wore a glove
There's so many whores; see, lust, rise, I love
They can hear my iron calling
And I'm horny, I'm so depraved
I know that I've fallen
I'm crawling on back before I lose it
I was wrong and it's always you
What I did, apalling
I promise no balling
'Cept you

ELIN:
Make a promise, take a vow,
Then have some girlfriends, it's easy, wow
Change of plan, I voice chagrin
You'll never change, just stop silly grinning
You go, or I'll fell you again
You go, and I mean it
You go, and this hell can just end
Bye bye

You'll owe, when we get to the end
You'll owe, wealth will feel it
You know, actions you can't defend
Not quite, I'm right

TIGER:
So how many jewels do I have to buy?
Till you take me back, and I'll be your guy!
Put your hands around my putter?
And I'm back up against you, lass...

( ELIN has the golf club out and swinging)
PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCER:
He's already falling
He's crawling, she whacks his face, it oozes
He's out cold...now he's coming to
They're vi'lently brawling
And now Tiger's bawling
He's screwed

ELIN:
Each and every tart he reamed
I'm haunted by, at night in dreams
Each and every time he comes
I'll beat the guy, with trusty lusty club
Oh no, don't you tell me again
No no, I don't feel it
Bozo, never dwell here again
Good night

Low blow, you can't sell me again
Low blow, I'm still reelin'
Ho show, get your belles in your bed
You bite
Ho show, they'll be squealin'
Those hoes, maybe they'll bring a friend....

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Child: Mommy, Daddy's at the door.

Mom: I'll get the golf club.

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TJC - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Fantastic 'pro ball' color commentary, Blackjack!
adagio - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
What an interesting and sifferent take on the MB, blackjack!! I usualy make the MB sentimental, you made them funny! :D
Mark Scotti - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Very original concept, and VERY well done. 555 more blows to the head!
Old Man Ribber - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Great as usual, 21. Has Tiger reached the 18th "ho" yet? ;D
blackjack21 - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
TJC: Thanks for your comment-airy!

adagio: Thanks, I'm all about different. ;-)

Mark: Blows to the head? Not touching that one. Thanks! ;-)

OMR: Thanks! Tiger has played 14 hoes, the tournament is currently in a brain delay. (They can't find Tiger's brain)

This just in: According to the security code, DQJ, Tiger has just been DisQualified from the tournament for being a Jerk.

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