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Song Parodies -> "I Know You're Out There Santa"

Original Song Title:

"I Know You're Out There Somewhere"

Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"I Know You're Out There Santa"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The sequal to the popular Christmas song: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
I know you’re out there Santa
Santa, Santa!
You’ll get to my roof sometime
And sometime we’ll return again to screw

It happens almost yearly
You drop in and get some head
Then you leave behind some packages
For this joyous cheating wife

Though it may cause a commotion
That I’m banging Santa Claus
Cause my son had saw us kiss each other
But that wasn’t the end

I know you’re out there Santa
Santa, Santa!
I know you’re with your reindeer
Somewhere with your sack of toys
I know you’ll land here sometime
Sometime, Sometime
I know I’ll get you Santa
And when you return once again you’re screwed

I’m pregnant with a baby
Since you “Filled my sock with coal”
And my husband left since he found out I cheat
Now I must bring the bacon
With a newborn on the way
Packed my bags I’m going
To your North Pole street

So now I live with Santa
Santa, Santa!
So now I crash at Santa’s
In a land of elves and toys
I’ll find a job here somewhere
Somewhere, somewhere
Cause now I live with Santa
But now my cheeks are frozen and they're blue

(You see you nailed me and Santa
You are now the father Santa)

(You see we’ve got to raise him somehow
Because adoption ain’t my thing now)

Had a quickie one December
Now my children live with you
And my son is glad
That you had married me

But now lately I am worried
Of his constant sugar-high
Neverland with snow
Is where my two sons and husband reside

So now I’m nagging Santa
Santa, Santa!
We’re bound to freeze here Santa
Let’s move the Workshop and our boys
Let’s move it down to Florida
Florida, Flordia
The North Pole was a great house
But I’m tired of having constant flu

Well, I nagged him down to Tampa
(Nagged him down to Tampa)
Bought a Porsche and sold his deer
(A Porsche instead of deer)
The elves had skin that’s burning
They decided not to leave

You might see him Christmas morning
(See him Christmas morning)
In a pair of kaki shorts
(And a Hawaiian shirt)
Some bags he brought from Wal-Mart
He’ll put under your tree

I know I changed you Santa
Santa, Santa!
Changed wardrobe and no reindeer
But still you have your sack of toys
I know I changed you Santa
Santa, Santa!
It started with a make-out
And somehow I’m now engaged to you

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adagio - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
An unusual side and I won't mention to what. lol 5's
Below Average Dave ( - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
The Night Santa Went Crazy Part II
Red Ant - December 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Loved the POV change here, Matt. Solid work, though the first three paragraphs were the best.
Agrimorfee - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with Red Ant.
bobpiecheese - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I always knew 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' was a weird song...and you just proved it with an even wierder sequel. 555 for you!
stuart mcarthur - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(art) you have to articulate more clearly - when santa heard "I want to know what North Pole is like" he heard "I want to know what your pole is like" - an easy mistake, Matty, with dire consequences, Santa would NOT be a good husband to be cooking dinner for on Xmas night - she'd be waiting over a cold dinner with a roling pin, fer SURE - funny funny stuff Matty - 555
Invisible Boy - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny. I got a little confused as to whether she's married or engaged...but that's a small point.
Rex - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) So that's why there are so many babies born in September! Funny stuff.
Below Average Dave ( - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Holy Crap Matthias. . .I didn't realize just how far this parody went. . .you walked the thin line with this one between AmIRight and Whatfreak, I think it was funny, nothing sneaky about it--you just said the stuff outright, hmmm--different that's for sure. . .woah. . .my mind was a little twisted by Matthias, and I'm normally the one grossing him out. . .weird.

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