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Song Parodies -> "Your Piles Of Cream"

Original Song Title:

"Your Wildest Dreams"

Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Your Piles Of Cream"

Parody Written by:

Blue Moody

The Lyrics

You've got tubes of slime
to conceal your lines
and stuff to firm your thighs,
and gunk to line your eyes

Your bottles, tubes and jars
are piled up in the sink and crowd me
Gunk and lubes and slime,
and a pile of creams

If the tube is blue
it must be all-in-one shampoo
It keeps split ends at bay
and covers up your roots of grey

And if the jar is square
it keeps your skin all soft and tender
Gunk and lubes and slime,
and a pile of creams

But let yourself turn grey
and I will still love you tomorrow
And though your lines display,
my words of love will not ring hollow
Give up all your slime

I love who you are,
each tiny line and scar
All that blush and goo
just covers up the you

I wonder if you know,
I wonder if you do, I doubt it
Throw out all that slime
and your pile of creams

I too will go gray
I'll throw out my Vitalis bottle
and we'll both go gray

For I am no cliche
I'm not that insecure and shallow
I don't have the time

You are in your prime
and improve with time
Time cannot disguise
the passion in your eyes

For you're my shining star,
so trust in me and never doubt me
You are in your prime,
and your smile just beams

yes, your smile just beams
yes, your smile just beams
yes, your smile just beams

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Billy Boyd - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This was very good. All 5's.
Arwen - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy COW, I loved this. SERIOUSLY. Love Love LOVED it. It is just so sweet and tender and perfectly paced to boot. I think ALL men should read this...=) EXCELLENT.
Red Ant - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep, very good. 5s.
PMS - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the sweetest song I've ever seen. I envy the woman in your life. Hope she knows how lucky she is.
Moody Blue - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, what do you know? somebody read this! Thank you for the comments! And for the high grades!

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