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Song Parodies -> "Teenage A$$kickin' South Park Ninjas"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Original Performer:

Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage A$$kickin' South Park Ninjas"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

I never did a parody of a TV show theme song. This is the first time. I decided to write this parody since "Teenage Mammal Nice Chipmunks" was written. This song is about "South Park" & "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" put together. Just imagine if the South Park kids were like the TV-MA version of the Ninja Turtles. I wish that there was a South Park version of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game", which is on the NES.
Teenage A$$kickin' South Park Ninjas
Teenage A$$kickin' South Park Ninjas
Teenage A$$kickin' South Park Ninjas
Heroes with filthy mouths
Violent power

They're the world's most obnoxious fightin' team(That's not so hip)
They're heroes that are swearin' and actin' mean(Who give's a s**t)
And Kenny is Satan's snack, the evil Saddam still attempts to attack

Teenage A$$kickin' South Park Ninjas
Teenage A$$kickin' South Park Ninjas

Butters joins with the ninja team(but he's a sissy)
Kyle's on the lead, Kenny's dead body is so green(that's a fact, Chef)
Stan always makes his clones(Yeah, right)
Cartman's not so fat, he's just big-boned(Kick ass)

Teenage A$$kickin' South Park Ninjas
Teenage A$$kickin' South Park Ninjas
Teenage A$$kickin' South Park Ninjas
Heroes with filthy mouths
Violent power

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raddog20002002 - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe this parody should have been called "South Park Mutant Ninja Fighters."
Laurie - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice parody :)
jbbyx3 - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
this reminds me of the best episode ever...sorry gonna have to give you less on the content because you failed to mention the most important part of their ninjaness...i'm talking about when butters got a ninja star thrown at him by kenny
raddog20002002 - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
please excuse me for the error, but i have seen the ninja episode of south park. thank you for your comment.

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