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Song Parodies -> "Life Stinks"

Original Song Title:

"Full House"

Original Performer:

Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Life Stinks"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Morse

The Lyrics

Whatever happened to respectability?
Everyone's so rude these days, even on TV.

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go (There are jerks).
There are jerks. Folks who are so obnoxious.

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go.
There's a face of somebody who hates you.

Everywhere you look,
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
Some clown is waiting to kick dirt in your eye.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
The "Some clown..." line is begging for a rhyme to "alone". "Some clown is always picking your bone", for example?
Weird Steve - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Reading these lyrics, gave me the BEDSPINS.
Jonathan - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
pretty funny! i love to watch full house! and i love this parody! 343

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