Song Parodies -> Chuck Manson
| Original Song Title: | "Come Dancing" |
| Original Performer: | The Kinks |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chuck Manson" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
they razed the buildings...on that piece of land
where ol' charlie's...clubhouse used to stand
he used to pull...lost hippies from the alley
he gave 'em food...and soon, they all were pallies
and all day long...the beatles' songs would play
but charlie heard...those tunes a different way
chuck manson...all his girlfriends used to cook and ball
they all loved chuck manson...they ran when he would call
there'll be a day...their leader used to say
when you'll be ready...to find some folks to slay
in a cruel way...with total degradation
we want to shock...and horrify the nation
we'll wind up killing lots of people in a week
and make it look like it is black folks that they seek
chuck manson...he sure abused those crazy mixed up kids
but they loved chuck manson...and followed what he did
they took the car and left after midnight
the innocent awaited their fate
they started searchin' 'round for the right house
they didn't want to show up late
(spoken)...they looked through the window
and they saw them sitting in the firelight
they killed them that night in a bloody rage
the day the cops nabbed his pallies
ol' chuck...just...seemed...surprised
he said he stayed behind in the valley
he didn't go with those guys
(bad guitar solo by charles manson)
he was locked up...as well, as his whole band
they went to court and had to get up on the stand
and when they finally got the crazy story straight
it was decided, on death row, they had to wait
but death was outlawed, so the sentence never stood
but still, it seems that they will be in jail for good
chuck manson...go on, brother...have yourself a ball
you'll be in jail, chuck manson...until...your...funeral
chuck manson...no, you'll never...see the light of day
and those friends of chuck manson ?
the same for them, i'd say
where ol' charlie's...clubhouse used to stand
he used to pull...lost hippies from the alley
he gave 'em food...and soon, they all were pallies
and all day long...the beatles' songs would play
but charlie heard...those tunes a different way
chuck manson...all his girlfriends used to cook and ball
they all loved chuck manson...they ran when he would call
there'll be a day...their leader used to say
when you'll be ready...to find some folks to slay
in a cruel way...with total degradation
we want to shock...and horrify the nation
we'll wind up killing lots of people in a week
and make it look like it is black folks that they seek
chuck manson...he sure abused those crazy mixed up kids
but they loved chuck manson...and followed what he did
they took the car and left after midnight
the innocent awaited their fate
they started searchin' 'round for the right house
they didn't want to show up late
(spoken)...they looked through the window
and they saw them sitting in the firelight
they killed them that night in a bloody rage
the day the cops nabbed his pallies
ol' chuck...just...seemed...surprised
he said he stayed behind in the valley
he didn't go with those guys
(bad guitar solo by charles manson)
he was locked up...as well, as his whole band
they went to court and had to get up on the stand
and when they finally got the crazy story straight
it was decided, on death row, they had to wait
but death was outlawed, so the sentence never stood
but still, it seems that they will be in jail for good
chuck manson...go on, brother...have yourself a ball
you'll be in jail, chuck manson...until...your...funeral
chuck manson...no, you'll never...see the light of day
and those friends of chuck manson ?
the same for them, i'd say
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Dkos...but a good Manson bio...good job...fives
dktos as well but informative read. yeah, I don't think he's getting out alive.
thanks AFW and red ant
Excellent parody and factually correct, too! You're amazing. A bit sick and twisted, but amazing nonetheless. 555
Helter Skelter! 5-5-5
three twisted 5's
Great job, and thank you for showing why we should never again have Manson in the street.
Really well done with such a touchy subject, Alvin!
thanks ravyn mr macphisto carol michael and peregrin
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