Second fiddle Bay State Senator
I'm looking for a big upgrade
Iowa was satisfying
By next month I hope to have it made

I'm not a poofter on a Harley
I'm not a foul mouthed old man,
I just want to snatch you from John Edwards
I'm an vote lover
Come to Kerry
Ah, come to Kerry
Come to Kerry

Messy cheese steaks, I have to eat them
Hang out with hicks in New Hampshire
Ride my hog, like Pete Fonda
I'm a work of art, and how I glow
I'm an vote lover
Come to Kerry
And I'll give you some candy

Sorry 'bout the last name thing
I never really claimed I was a mic
Yes my family name was Kohn
Forgive me for the shamrock wearing shtick

My wife's a Heinz, a ketchup heiress
I married well, I'm rollin' in greenbacks
I have a full, and lucious head of hair
Except no substitute
For president you want me
Ah, come to Kerry, come on

Cornbelt afterglow can't last forever
Gotta win again next week
So, come on, give us a vote
Before I vanish out of view
I've learned to appreciate you
The way vote lovers do
And I only want a vote from you