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Song Parodies -> "My Angel Is Inflatable"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Original Performer:

The J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"My Angel Is Inflatable"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

she don't squawk...she don't mock
she don't give me heat
my shiny vinyl angel
always makes my life so sweet

she don't give me headaches
she don't cause me strain
so velvety is my angel
and ever will remain

then one night i'm lookin' for my girl to have a scene
and there's my blow-up angel with no air left in between

she lays in folds...her mammaries just caved-in rolls
my angel is inflatable...(also is deflatable)
she lays in folds...her mammaries just caved-in rolls
my angel is inflatable...(also is deflatable)

slipped a hose under her neck
then i was breathin' to beat all heck
though i tried...there was no way
this takes more lungs than i

pump was shakin' as i used
but nothin' could help this gal, abused
ol' pump handle flew from me
and smacked me in the eye

i want to touch and pet her
and fool around and such
to see her in this empty shape
is really just too much

she lays in folds...her mammaries just caved-in rolls
my angel is inflatable...(also is deflatable)
she lays in folds...her mammaries just caved-in rolls
my angel is inflatable...(also is deflatable)

its okay...i had a plan
i saw that service station man
he turned his big compressor on
and into her, pure air was drawn

went too far...overfilled
now, like a kite, i fly it
she's takin' off and starts to zoom
i'd hoped to keep this private

a part of her has just been ripped
the head and all four limbs get stripped
and now, i don't espy it
oh crap...i didn't wanna fly it

she lays in folds...her mammaries just caved-in rolls
my angel is inflatable...(also is deflatable)
she lays in folds...her mammaries just caved-in rolls
my angel is inflatable...(also is deflatable)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 17

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Red Ant - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, I see Mr 1s is up bright and early this morning. Great parody here Alvin. 5s.
Agrimorfee - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
WTF 1's Man? This was perfection.
TJC - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
the visuals are ingrained in my mind... guess I'll have to 'inflate' your ego with more 5's
Dee Range - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved it ! Blow up dolls are great parody material, and this blew me away lol. High 5's
alvin rhodes - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks red ant (guess i picked on someone's 'girlfriend') agrimorfee TJC and dee
Bud Bundy - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Those were my 1s. First Kelly rags on me about my woman, and now you?
alvin rhodes - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
hi bud...thanks for droppin' by...lol
AFW - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
No deflation in this humerous, airy tale...up, up, and away fives
Stephen Harrington - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, dude, 5s.
John Barry - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Laughed till I split a seam! 555 psi.
alvin rhodes - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW stephen and john
Rex - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
So your girl is an airhead (and airarms and airlegs etc.) LOL funny!
carol - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
lmao!! mr 1's ratings show the highest number he/she can count to and that only with difficulty.
Tommy Turtle - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Looks as though even a bl*w j*b can be overdone... Bud Bundy, put your mouth on this and blow those 1s up to 555.
Larry Hensley - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I was just thinking about the original recently. This was a nice fun parody, 5's
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rex carol tommy and larry
Ravyn Rant - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I can't believe I missed this yesterday! Guess the Dickens Cider song got me all worked up. 555 inflating breaths for you!
The Thought Police - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I wish I could stop by more often! That parody maxed out at 555 psi.
The Thought Police - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Oops! sorry I took your punchline,John Barry. (Now I gotta turn myself in...) Hmmm,the second Geils album is titled,"Blow your face out." Coincidence?

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